Articles tagged with: The Hangover
This Just In: Lindsay Lohan Is A Moron
If we had to describe I Know Who Killed Me in one word, that word would be 'potential'. And Georgia Rule? 'Potential'. And, dear sweet baby Jesus, Labor Pains? That thing very obviously had potential coming out of its arse. But The Hangover, the biggest comedy movie of the summer that's so far taken over $270 million worldwide and has reignited Heather Graham's previously-dormant career? Ugh. That thing's got zero potential. It's the anti-potential. It repels potential. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wonderful world of Lindsay Lohan's genuinely demented thought processes. Don't stay here too long - it's terrifying.
If we had to describe I Know Who Killed Me in one word, that word would be 'potential'. And Georgia Rule? 'Potential'. And, dear sweet baby Jesus, Labor Pains? That thing very obviously had potential coming out of its arse. But The Hangover, the biggest comedy movie of the summer that's so far taken over $270 million worldwide and has reignited Heather Graham's previously-dormant career? Ugh. That thing's got zero potential. It's the anti-potential. It repels potential. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wonderful world of Lindsay Lohan's genuinely demented thought processes. Don't stay here too long - it's terrifying.
The Proposal Hilariously Pretends To Marry The Weekend Box Office
Wow. What a year for comedy it’s been. Arguably one of the most successful weekend box office movies of the summer has been The Hangover. What’s more, there have been guaranteed blockbusters like Land Of The Lost and, um... oh, alright, it hasn’t been much of year for comedy at the weekend box office. Shut up. However, this weekend two comedy heavyweights went up against each other in direct box office competition - Year One and The Proposal. Who won? It’s a secret. Oh alright, The Proposal did. But only because it was marginally less rubbish than Year One. Shut up.
Wow. What a year for comedy it’s been. Arguably one of the most successful weekend box office movies of the summer has been The Hangover. What’s more, there have been guaranteed blockbusters like Land Of The Lost and, um... oh, alright, it hasn’t been much of year for comedy at the weekend box office. Shut up. However, this weekend two comedy heavyweights went up against each other in direct box office competition - Year One and The Proposal. Who won? It’s a secret. Oh alright, The Proposal did. But only because it was marginally less rubbish than Year One. Shut up.
The Hangover Hangs Over The Weekend Box Office
Right, first an admission. The Hangover is the top movie at the weekend box office this week. That’s not the admission. The admission is that The Hangover was also the top movie at the weekend box office last week as well. But we said that it was beaten by Up because the numbers were quite close and nobody worked it out properly for a few days. So sorry. Anyway, The Hangover is the top movie at the US weekend box office this week. Unless there’s been another mistake and really it’s Up. Or Drag Me To Hell. Or ET. Whatever.
Right, first an admission. The Hangover is the top movie at the weekend box office this week. That’s not the admission. The admission is that The Hangover was also the top movie at the weekend box office last week as well. But we said that it was beaten by Up because the numbers were quite close and nobody worked it out properly for a few days. So sorry. Anyway, The Hangover is the top movie at the US weekend box office this week. Unless there’s been another mistake and really it’s Up. Or Drag Me To Hell. Or ET. Whatever.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Folded for the best, Creased for the worst. It’s always been that way. Folded: InFamous on PS3 (electrifying) The Hangover (funniest guy movie in years) Creamy smoothies (taste nice and no heartburn. Pretend you’re in L.A. and buy one for your rat dog) Kasabian’s video for Fire (looks like a modern day western set in the seventies. Cool song too) Cassetteboy vs ...
Folded for the best, Creased for the worst. It’s always been that way. Folded: InFamous on PS3 (electrifying) The Hangover (funniest guy movie in years) Creamy smoothies (taste nice and no heartburn. Pretend you’re in L.A. and buy one for your rat dog) Kasabian’s video for Fire (looks like a modern day western set in the seventies. Cool song too) Cassetteboy vs ...
