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Disturbing Man-Crumble Video Ahoy!

by Stuart Heritage on November 20, 2009 1 Comment

brokenQuickly, what’s the most distressing thing you can think of?

Is it the sight of a man slowly crumbling to pieces – so that, at one point, he closely resembles Sloth from The Goonies – to the sound of a slowed-down version of Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory as performed by what appears to be a chain-smoking murderer with asthma? It is? Why that’s just wonderful, because that’s exactly what’s in the video after the jump.

Don’t worry, though – the video has a happy ending. Sort of. We think. We were too busy crying to notice…

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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 11 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage on February 11, 2009 0 Comments

10 - First in a new series: when people who look like anuses do something sort of impressive…

9 - Ronan Keating’s releasing an album for Mother’s Day. Someone’s not happy – Holymoly

8 - A gallery of actors wearing make-up. Notable only because Sloth from The Goonies is in it - Popcrunch

7 – Beyonce gets all ‘blah blah blah’ about herself. For a change – Popsugar

6 - A funny story made funnier by the fact that, in our Firefox tab, the headline read ‘Americans Embarrassed By Poo’ - Telegraph

5 - Seven invincible people from history - Cracked

4 - The greatest ski mask of all time – Videogum

3 - Are you the laziest person on the entire planet? Then you need one of these – Markysparkytoys

2 - Genuinely, genuinely horrible picture of a giant tumour that you definitely shouldn’t click at all – Breitbart

1 - Every single swearword from every single Sopranos episode, in chronological order – Victorsolomon

9 - Ronan Keating's releasing an album for Mother's Day. Someone's not happy - Holymoly 8 - A gallery of actors wearing make-up. Notable only because Sloth from The Goonies is in it - Popcrunch 7 - Beyonce gets all 'blah blah blah' about herself. For a change - Popsugar 6 - A funny story made funnier by the fact that, in our Firefox tab, the headline read 'Americans Embarrassed By Poo' - Telegraph 5 - Seven invincible people from history - Cracked 4 - The greatest ski mask of all time - Videogum 3 - Are you the laziest person on the entire planet? Then you need one of these - Markysparkytoys 2 - Genuinely, genuinely horrible picture of a giant tumour that you definitely shouldn't click at all - Breitbart 1 - Every single swearword from every single Sopranos episode, in chronological order - Victorsolomon