Hands up who thinks Elisabeth Hasselbeck is full of crap. Well, she is. No, literally, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is full of crap.
She’s got celiac disease, which essentially means that if she eats any gluten she’ll end up uncontrollably pooing all over the place like some sort of awful dirty bomb. We know this because Elisabeth Hasselbeck has written a celiac disease cookbook – a cookbook that another writer claims she copied from her, and she’s suing Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Which is plainly ridiculous. Of course Elisabeth Hasselbeck didn’t plagiarise anyone else’s work – we’re not even convinced that the woman can even read.

