Merry Christmas, everyone! Ho ho ho! What did you get for Christmas? Anything good? Did it snow?
Ho ho ho! Ho ho… hang on a minute. It isn’t Christmas. It isn’t anywhere remotely near Christmas. It’s barely November. We haven’t even started to build up our reserve of goodwill towards all men yet. In fact, we still think most men are wankers.
So why is A Christmas Carol the number one movie at the weekend box office? Because it’s not very good and everyone’s trying to get it out of the way early so that it doesn’t bugger up everyone’s Christmas? Oh, right.
