Articles tagged with: The Expendables
Steve Austin – The Hecklerspray Interview
Meeting the wrestler formally known as Stone Cold Steve Austin feels like being back at school again, waiting outside the headmaster’s office to be summoned in to talk. Except we don’t remember our headmaster having the ability to knock our nose to the back of our head with a look. Steve Austin is about our height, but with the muscle mass of a bungalow attached to each arm. Shaking his hand, it soon becomes apparent how brittle we are compared. Instantly his southern accent and smile are disarming. He has constant stories of the movie biz, his wrestling career as the infamous ‘Stone Cold’ and seems genuinely excited to be working with some top actors at the moment. So we gave Steve a right good grilling...
Meeting the wrestler formally known as Stone Cold Steve Austin feels like being back at school again, waiting outside the headmaster’s office to be summoned in to talk. Except we don’t remember our headmaster having the ability to knock our nose to the back of our head with a look. Steve Austin is about our height, but with the muscle mass of a bungalow attached to each arm. Shaking his hand, it soon becomes apparent how brittle we are compared. Instantly his southern accent and smile are disarming. He has constant stories of the movie biz, his wrestling career as the infamous ‘Stone Cold’ and seems genuinely excited to be working with some top actors at the moment. So we gave Steve a right good grilling...
Schwarzenegger Believes People Will Still Pay To See Him Topless
Joyous news for people who just can't get enough of old men's saggy breasts on their movie screens: Sylvester Stallone has announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be starring in his upcoming film. A little bit of sick has just come up into our mouth. We knew that Stallone was a fan of whipping deceased stallions, but until now we thought Schwarzenegger had some pride. But something - the idea of recapturing his youth, the lure of making another bathful of quids, or the devastating effects of dementia - has convinced Arnie it would be a great idea for him to appear in Stallone's latest film.
Joyous news for people who just can't get enough of old men's saggy breasts on their movie screens: Sylvester Stallone has announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be starring in his upcoming film. A little bit of sick has just come up into our mouth. We knew that Stallone was a fan of whipping deceased stallions, but until now we thought Schwarzenegger had some pride. But something - the idea of recapturing his youth, the lure of making another bathful of quids, or the devastating effects of dementia - has convinced Arnie it would be a great idea for him to appear in Stallone's latest film.
Mickey Rourke Seals Comeback With Gormless Stallone Movie
This is Mickey Rourke's year - by Christmas he'll have won an Oscar, become the biggest star on Earth and colonised the moon. That's if you believe the hype. If you don't believe the hype you'll realise that Mickey Rourke was lucky enough to be cast in a movie that required a washed-up squidge-faced dumbbell who cries a lot as a star. But either way, thanks to The Wrestler Mickey Rourke is back in business. So how is Mickey Rourke going to continue of his run of critically-acclaimed highbrow movies? By co-starring in a low-rent film about Sylvester Stallone killing everything. Whoops.
This is Mickey Rourke's year - by Christmas he'll have won an Oscar, become the biggest star on Earth and colonised the moon. That's if you believe the hype. If you don't believe the hype you'll realise that Mickey Rourke was lucky enough to be cast in a movie that required a washed-up squidge-faced dumbbell who cries a lot as a star. But either way, thanks to The Wrestler Mickey Rourke is back in business. So how is Mickey Rourke going to continue of his run of critically-acclaimed highbrow movies? By co-starring in a low-rent film about Sylvester Stallone killing everything. Whoops.
