Articles tagged with: The Edge
U2’s Bewildering Spider-Man Musical To Open Next Year
You heard it once and thought it was a good joke; you heard it again and thought it was a bad joke, and now it's true. The U2 Spider-Man musical is happening. Despite being the weirdest thing ever been announced, the Spider-Man Broadway musical - with music by U2's Bono and The Edge - will open in New York next January. That's right - the Spider-Man musical is by Bono and The Edge. But don't worry about the other two - Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr will be debuting their new Condorman musical next February outside the Basingstoke branch of Clinton's Cards. At 4am. Drunk.
You heard it once and thought it was a good joke; you heard it again and thought it was a bad joke, and now it's true. The U2 Spider-Man musical is happening. Despite being the weirdest thing ever been announced, the Spider-Man Broadway musical - with music by U2's Bono and The Edge - will open in New York next January. That's right - the Spider-Man musical is by Bono and The Edge. But don't worry about the other two - Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr will be debuting their new Condorman musical next February outside the Basingstoke branch of Clinton's Cards. At 4am. Drunk.
U2 Aren’t Ever Splitting Up, So Sorry For Ruining Your Day
If you ever wanted to see a day when U2 are basically a group of old men repeating themselves time after time, then... Hey hang on a minute! U2 already are basically a group of old men repeating themselves time after time! Well that's our opening line buggered up, then. Anyway, if you want to see U2 even more decrepit and creatively strapped than they already are, then you're in for a treat - U2 are never splitting up. Ever. It's true - The Edge said so. And you shouldn't doubt a man named after a horticultural barrier, because that'd be stupid.
If you ever wanted to see a day when U2 are basically a group of old men repeating themselves time after time, then... Hey hang on a minute! U2 already are basically a group of old men repeating themselves time after time! Well that's our opening line buggered up, then. Anyway, if you want to see U2 even more decrepit and creatively strapped than they already are, then you're in for a treat - U2 are never splitting up. Ever. It's true - The Edge said so. And you shouldn't doubt a man named after a horticultural barrier, because that'd be stupid.
