Well, alright, that isn’t completely true – Channing Tatum didn’t burn his cock off, he just scorched it a bit.
Oh, that’s not strictly true either. Channing Tatum didn’t scorch his cock, he just poured boiling water all over it. Or someone else did. Look, the details aren’t really that important here – what’s important is that Channing Tatum was rushed to hospital to get his cock bandaged up recently because someone decided to pour a load of boiling water all over it.
At this point some of you may be asking yourself “But hecklerspray, who’s Channing Tatum?” To which we say this: IT DOESN’T MATTER! HE POURED BOILING WATER ALL OVER HIS COCK! THAT’S HILARIOUS! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
