Snappy title, huh? Who wouldn't want to spent their lunchtime playing something that sounds as white-knuckle exciting as The Codex of Alchemical Engineering?

Well, we have some bad news for you: The Codex of Alchemical Engineering isn't particularly thrilling. But it is a brainteaser of galactic proportions. As the name suggests, the game is all about manipulating cells to make gold – but don't think that The Codex of Alchemical Engineering is something you can just pick up and play. You need to study like a bugger just to understand how it works, let along to succeed at it. Hard.