Worthwhile and slightly less so.
Folded:
- Haiti Earthquake Fundraiser @ The Roundhouse (buy your tickets here. Charlie Brooker’s going if you need cynicism in your midst)
- Apple iPad (it’s a lovely fat iPhone)
- Vacuum cleaners (If you haven’t left home yet, for goodness sake do so and buy one. They look like jet packs now)
- Assassin’s Creed 2 ending (brilliantly ‘out there’. This fella on YouTube has a rough handle on what it all means, even if his spelling is beyond atrocious)
- Newswipe (funnier and more accessible than the last series, i.e. more Brit gags that some of us without 450 channels can follow)
Creased:
- Sticking a screen protector on a BlackBerry (may cause insanity via ‘fiddly bugger’ syndrome)
- Apple iPad (they are due another fall)
- The Book of Eli (shocking. Really, really shocking)
- Orange cinema ads have now completely lost the plot (hard to believe they were actually funny at one stage)
- Why do all female newsreaders at the BBC look the same? (might be the bland bob helmet hairstyle they all choose in order to appear ‘professional’)
OK, sit down. This might come as a shock to some of you. Deep breaths, though – together we can get through this.
