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Apparently, If You Mix Charlotte Church With Booze, You Get To See Her Knickers Around Her Ankles

July 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Charlotte Church likes a drink. She’s by no means an alcoholic, but she doesn’t half like a night out on the tiles. However, sometimes, you can stick a bit too much booze away and end up making a fool of yourself.

When you’re a celebrity, it isn’t advisable that you get so drunk that you do stupid things because the caring general public are likely to whip out their phones and film you acting the goat.

And in the case of our Charlotte, she’s been allegedly filmed with her underpants around her ankles… and yes… we’ve got a grotty picture of said event.

Gavin Henson To Waft His Bits Around In Terrible UK Version Of The Bachelor

June 15th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Hello there reader. By any chance do you happen to be an egg chaser? What's that? You are! How bloody excellent, you probably fit into the 9% of the population who can name more than one rugby player who isn't Johnny Wilkinson or Gavin Henson. The only time the country cares about rugby is when the national team is about to win something and ironically the sport has better achievement rates than football.

But then again, fans of football look down on rugby lovers as they see it as inferior sport. Probably how doctors secretly mock vets for not being good enough to operate on humans.

These days, the only real household name associated with That Stupid Sport is Gavin Henson. He was once married to opera singer turned pop princess Charlotte Church. Unfortunately, the couple didn't last and soon split. So what's the best method to find a new partner? Seek the advice of friends of family? Or make a tit of yourself on a copied version of an American TV show? You can see where this is going can’t you?

Celebrities Stalked And Hunted By Mysterious Evil-Doer, ‘The Boiler’

February 10th, 2011 By Randy Figgins

Many of today’s ‘slebs employ massive entourages of big burly security men to protect them from the outside world.? Which is, of course, filled with vicious, drooling, semi-morons who care capable of doing anything from asking for an autograph to decapitation followed by a helping of necrophilia.

And today the world becomes a much scarier place for the world’s spotlight dwellers.

hecklerspray can reveal that Charlotte Church narrowly survived an attempt on her life.? Friends of the shouty welsh mum-of-two said Church was “lucky to be alive” after the lucky escape in her ?1.3million mansion.