Articles tagged with: The Apprentice
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Emails and Faxes. Folded: Brinner (breakfast at dinner. Think the All Day Breakfast at Little Chef) Red Dead Redemption (check out the trailer here. This will be bigger than GTA IV) Ne-Yo (best dressed singer in R’n’B. What? That’s worth something) Fat Ben on The Apprentice (busting out of those ...
Emails and Faxes. Folded: Brinner (breakfast at dinner. Think the All Day Breakfast at Little Chef) Red Dead Redemption (check out the trailer here. This will be bigger than GTA IV) Ne-Yo (best dressed singer in R’n’B. What? That’s worth something) Fat Ben on The Apprentice (busting out of those ...
TV Review: The Apprentice, 20/5
Alan Sugar, now affectionately known as Suralan - or, alternatively, a grimacing Wooly Willy toy with a haunted look in its eye stuck crudely onto a child's wrinkled body in a mortician's suit - sits in the high chair grumbling at moronic, vapid shills. It almost sounds like the perfect job doesn't it? Imagine being paid by the BBC to sit at a desk and break idiot's hearts for the entertainment of the braying public. It's one of the easiest jobs in the world. However, the catch is, he has to continually meet these dunderheads without pulling out a carpet stapler and filling their faces full of excruciating tiny wounds.
Alan Sugar, now affectionately known as Suralan - or, alternatively, a grimacing Wooly Willy toy with a haunted look in its eye stuck crudely onto a child's wrinkled body in a mortician's suit - sits in the high chair grumbling at moronic, vapid shills. It almost sounds like the perfect job doesn't it? Imagine being paid by the BBC to sit at a desk and break idiot's hearts for the entertainment of the braying public. It's one of the easiest jobs in the world. However, the catch is, he has to continually meet these dunderheads without pulling out a carpet stapler and filling their faces full of excruciating tiny wounds.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Folded for the good stuff, Creased for the bad. Folded: Land of the Lost trailer online (and, surprisingly, it looks okay) Being only as tall as a Ribena Berry yet still being able to kick everyone’s ass (we’re talking about you, ...
Folded for the good stuff, Creased for the bad. Folded: Land of the Lost trailer online (and, surprisingly, it looks okay) Being only as tall as a Ribena Berry yet still being able to kick everyone’s ass (we’re talking about you, ...
Joan Rivers Is The New Facially Immobile Celebrity Apprentice
What is the one thing The Apprentice has taught us? That's right, that emotion has no place in the business environment. And that's probably why Joan Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice last night - thanks to all the plastic surgery she's had, the only emotion she can ever properly display is a kind of constant resigned shock. But let's stick to the point here - Joan Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice last night. So congratulations, Joan Rivers - you're now officially as good as Piers Morgan. Please celebrate this fact in the appropriate way, by which we mean either sobbing relentlessly or haplessly attempting suicide.
What is the one thing The Apprentice has taught us? That's right, that emotion has no place in the business environment. And that's probably why Joan Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice last night - thanks to all the plastic surgery she's had, the only emotion she can ever properly display is a kind of constant resigned shock. But let's stick to the point here - Joan Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice last night. So congratulations, Joan Rivers - you're now officially as good as Piers Morgan. Please celebrate this fact in the appropriate way, by which we mean either sobbing relentlessly or haplessly attempting suicide.
The Apprentice Half-Term Report
15 bell-ends, one job. The race is on to find someone to tongue Alan Sugar's wrinkled old scrotum. And make lots of money before the economy collapses. Before this series of The Apprentice started, I took a look through the candidates, allowing them to hang themselves with their own demented words. Now we're halfway through - seven firings (can you name them all?) and one who gave up before they'd even started - let's see who's left.
15 bell-ends, one job. The race is on to find someone to tongue Alan Sugar's wrinkled old scrotum. And make lots of money before the economy collapses. Before this series of The Apprentice started, I took a look through the candidates, allowing them to hang themselves with their own demented words. Now we're halfway through - seven firings (can you name them all?) and one who gave up before they'd even started - let's see who's left.
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 19 March 2009
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Omarosa: We Still Don’t Really Know Who She Is
Being a nobody is sure to be hard work, especially in the wonderful world of celebrity where it's a constant struggle to get noticed. To get noticed purely for being a no-talent twit with all the affability of a particularly itchy and prominently positioned boil, that is. We at the mighty hecklerspray wouldn't know about this from first-hand experience, of course, as we are friendly, approachable, talented and popular. As well as influential. But we learn how difficult it must be for these not-even-Z-listers that pop up every now and then when yet another publicity grabbing event occurs. This time it's the turn of Omarosa. Wait - who?
Being a nobody is sure to be hard work, especially in the wonderful world of celebrity where it's a constant struggle to get noticed. To get noticed purely for being a no-talent twit with all the affability of a particularly itchy and prominently positioned boil, that is. We at the mighty hecklerspray wouldn't know about this from first-hand experience, of course, as we are friendly, approachable, talented and popular. As well as influential. But we learn how difficult it must be for these not-even-Z-listers that pop up every now and then when yet another publicity grabbing event occurs. This time it's the turn of Omarosa. Wait - who?
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
The first is cool; the second is just a plain old fool. Folded: Take the personality test! (are you extraverted, introverted, insane? Find out here! Takes a while to do though – oh, and at least one of us turned up with the same Jung personality as Abraham Lincoln) Barry Norman Pickled Onions (yep, that’s right, the Barry Norman. ...
The first is cool; the second is just a plain old fool. Folded: Take the personality test! (are you extraverted, introverted, insane? Find out here! Takes a while to do though – oh, and at least one of us turned up with the same Jung personality as Abraham Lincoln) Barry Norman Pickled Onions (yep, that’s right, the Barry Norman. ...
