Dear old Calvin Harris has got hugs for you if you born in the 80s (the 80s), but we don't. We have nothing but a profound sense of sympathy. Because the 80s were arse, and if you don't believe us you're either an idiot or a victim of woeful nostalgia.

Speaking of woeful nostalgia for the 80s… here's The 80s Game. A boardgame-style malarkey that hurls more than 3,000 questions about 80s films, TV, fashion, music and culture at you, The 80s Game is the perfect way to impress your friends with your ultimately pointless grasp of 20-year-old crap that wasn't even a tenth as good as you seem to remember it to be.