Articles tagged with: testimony
Michael Jackson To Have His Squeaky Day In Court
People of London, pin up your bunting! Roll out your barrels of Jesus Juice! Cover the eyes of your squeamish young! Michael Jackson's coming to town! And it's all thanks to that sheik's lawsuit that threatens to push Michael Jackson into permanent financial ruin. According to reports, Michael Jackson will fly to London next week to give his testimony in the case that literally everyone's calling 'about the millionth Michael Jackson lawsuit of the last couple of years, and certainly one of the most dreary'. But you know what this means? This means that if Michael Jackson's going to court then the old Michael Jackson lookalike used in the TV coverage of his child molestation trial will get some work that doesn't involve starring in adverts about the dangers of being hit in the face with a firework or being a scarecrow for once! This must be the happiest day of that particular Michael Jackson impersonator's life.
People of London, pin up your bunting! Roll out your barrels of Jesus Juice! Cover the eyes of your squeamish young! Michael Jackson's coming to town! And it's all thanks to that sheik's lawsuit that threatens to push Michael Jackson into permanent financial ruin. According to reports, Michael Jackson will fly to London next week to give his testimony in the case that literally everyone's calling 'about the millionth Michael Jackson lawsuit of the last couple of years, and certainly one of the most dreary'. But you know what this means? This means that if Michael Jackson's going to court then the old Michael Jackson lookalike used in the TV coverage of his child molestation trial will get some work that doesn't involve starring in adverts about the dangers of being hit in the face with a firework or being a scarecrow for once! This must be the happiest day of that particular Michael Jackson impersonator's life.
OJ Simpson Trial: Heart Attack Man Gets Confusing
Every good trial needs a breakout star, and in the case of the OJ Simpson armed robbery trial we're pretty sure that star is Bruce Fromong. Bruce Fromong became the headline attraction of the OJ Simpson trial on Monday, when it looked as if his heart was literally going to explode in his chest during his testimony. But yesterday Bruce Fromong got to do exactly what he came to do - testify against OJ Simpson by contradicting himself as many times as humanly possible. According to Bruce Fromong, he wasn't scared when OJ Simpson burst into his hotel room, but he did fear for his life. Also, although he wasn't trying to profit from his OJ Simpson memorabilia, he did want to make big money from it. Keep this up and Bruce Fromong's going to end up as the world's favourite feeble-hearted flip-flopping uncle.
Every good trial needs a breakout star, and in the case of the OJ Simpson armed robbery trial we're pretty sure that star is Bruce Fromong. Bruce Fromong became the headline attraction of the OJ Simpson trial on Monday, when it looked as if his heart was literally going to explode in his chest during his testimony. But yesterday Bruce Fromong got to do exactly what he came to do - testify against OJ Simpson by contradicting himself as many times as humanly possible. According to Bruce Fromong, he wasn't scared when OJ Simpson burst into his hotel room, but he did fear for his life. Also, although he wasn't trying to profit from his OJ Simpson memorabilia, he did want to make big money from it. Keep this up and Bruce Fromong's going to end up as the world's favourite feeble-hearted flip-flopping uncle.
