Articles tagged with: testicles
Mickey Rourke Vows To Hack Off Every Dog Testicle On Earth
As a newly-resurgent box office force, Mickey Rourke can now use his fame to raise awareness of anything he likes. So he has. And what good cause has Mickey Rourke chosen to promote? Why, the unnecessary proliferation of dog testicles. Mickey Rourke has taken part in a PETA campaign to urge dog owners to neuter their pets. Mickey says this is to stop the murder of millions of unwanted puppies each year, but we think differently - we think Mickey Rourke uses mashed-up dog testicles as a facial filler to mask his weird plastic surgery and that he's on a stockpile drive.
As a newly-resurgent box office force, Mickey Rourke can now use his fame to raise awareness of anything he likes. So he has. And what good cause has Mickey Rourke chosen to promote? Why, the unnecessary proliferation of dog testicles. Mickey Rourke has taken part in a PETA campaign to urge dog owners to neuter their pets. Mickey says this is to stop the murder of millions of unwanted puppies each year, but we think differently - we think Mickey Rourke uses mashed-up dog testicles as a facial filler to mask his weird plastic surgery and that he's on a stockpile drive.
