“hecklersprayers, I’m getting a man. He’s got blondey-brown hair with a reddy tinge and he might wear glasses? Or shoes? His name begins with a D…no? An S? Still no-one? T? Ah yes. Is it Terry? Tommy you say. He says that he’s sorry and that he’s forgiven you.”
Which is the cue for the audience member to burst into tears and hail Sally Morgan as some modern day Jesus, except with a few more pounds in her bank account. He knows it’s not about the money, money, money. It’s all about the kick ass robes.
Which is what it’s been for years now. Sally Morgan has steadfastly made a name for herself as being an authentic psychic, even though there’s not really such a thing; Spreading messages from beyond the grave to bored housewives, people who should know better and professional vagina-heads Katie Price and Diana, Princess of Hearts (may she rest in peace… or, y’know, pestered by psychics in the afterlife).
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Britney Spears may look and act as mad as a big donkey, but don't ever doubt her resourcefulness.
It's only been a few days since Britney Spears' disturbing meltdown saw her lose all visitation rights to her children for a month, but already Britney Spears has decided that if she can't see her kids she'll just grow another one inside her.
That's right – Britney Spears might be pregnant again. Be afraid.
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If you’re like us, you watched Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes and thought to yourself afterwards “what a load of rubbish, there’s no way a chimp could outsmart me” or “that remake was shit”.
But now it seems that this has become reality as a team of bored Japanese scientists got to pit man against beast to see who was cleverer. However we would like to point out that the chimps were only facing a group of college students. As we all know most students don’t really give a toss about their work/task unless the deadline is three days away. More than likely they were concentrating too much on what cheap nasty cider they were going to get wasted on later that day.
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