Britney Spears may look and act as mad as a big donkey, but don't ever doubt her resourcefulness.

It's only been a few days since Britney Spears' disturbing meltdown saw her lose all visitation rights to her children for a month, but already Britney Spears has decided that if she can't see her kids she'll just grow another one inside her.

That's right - Britney Spears might be pregnant again. Be afraid. 

If you’re like us, you watched Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes and thought to yourself afterwards “what a load of rubbish, there’s no way a chimp could outsmart me” or “that remake was shit”.  

But now it seems that this has become reality as a team of bored Japanese scientists got to pit man against beast to see who was cleverer. However we would like to point out that the chimps were only facing a group of college students. As we all know most students don’t really give a toss about their work/task unless the deadline is three days away. More than likely they were concentrating too much on what cheap nasty cider they were going to get wasted on later that day.