Make no mistake about it, Celebrity Big Brother is brilliant. It’s like the exact opposite of normal Big Brother, in that one features everyday people with weird haircuts attempting to become famous, whilst this one features famous people attempting to convince the world that they are just like you and me.

Only they’re not. They’re nothing like you and me. For a start, we’re really nice. We have no reason to consume breakfast wearing shades. And we don’t look like we’ve spent eight or nine years going to the toilet in between paragraphs.

Anyway, it looks like becoming another fine year for the show, with Stephen Baldwin managing to steer every single conversation, no matter what the topic, around to his boring relationship with Jesus – who, by the way, he hasn’t even met. Heidi Fleiss has the look of a woman who might not wake up one morning. And Russian one and music man appear to be using some kind of skunk method to impress one another, using smells from their bottoms.

It’s exciting stuff. But will any of these beautiful maniacs ever be able to sit alongside the wonderful names listed below? That’s the question. Read More >>>