Celebrity Big Brother: LaToya & Tommy Get Shoved Out Wow, we got so caught up in the excitement of Celebrity Big Brother's 20th interminable day yesterday that we totally forgot to mention the double eviction. Well, there was a double eviction on Celebrity Big Brother, yesterday with LaToya Jackson and Tommy Sheridan getting the chop because nobody likes them. Or because nobody realised they existed, in Tommy Sheridan's case. Either way, they've gone. Please let it affect your life accordingly. So, with a clear run to Friday's final, who's going to win Celebrity Big Brother? Here's our take on the matter, for Terry Christian...

Celebrity Big Brother: This Year’s Horrible Bumchops, Part 2 Today's Celebrity Big Brother update: nothing happened. Nothing happened and, at this rate, nothing is going to happen. Ever. But we must have patience. Give it a week and everyone will be screaming hardcore racism into each other's faces and/or dressing up in leotards and pretending to be cats in a way that will stop us from ever sleeping normally again. That would be good. Good or utterly nightmarish. One or the other. Anyway, time to conclude our opening look at this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates, with expert looks at Tina Malone, Coolio, Michelle Heaton, Terry Christian and Ulrika Jonsson...