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Arnold Schwarzenegger Didn’t Have An Affair As Such When He Got One Of His Staff Pregnant

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger said that he hadn’t been having an affair with a woman called Gigi? Remember that? Well, while that may be true, he didn’t get around to mentioning that he did put his steroid shrivelled chap inside one of his staff. Better yet is that good ol’ Arnie managed to do it [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Children Mindlessly Grin While Everyone Mutters The Word ‘Affair’

by Mof Gimmers

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has turned his back on politics and therefore, the people of America who made him so nauseatingly wealthy, he’s only gone and spat in the open wound by deciding that he doesn’t love his wife anymore. Of course, this leaves Arnie wide open to accusations of being a ghoulish, hateful man. [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Gives Up On America And His Marriage

by Mof Gimmers

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has stopped playing at being a politician (seriously, what were you thinking California?), he no longer has to pretend that he’s a nice, upstanding bloke. It has taken him a mere 4 months to decide that, not only is he giving up caring about America, but also, his wife. That’s right [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Play Withered Droid In New Terminator Movie

by Mof Gimmers

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a man with a surname so long that even he needs to check how you spell it online before signing anything. Of course, he’s also an idiot politician and actor, most famous for his role in the Terminator franchise. And oddly, he’s going to go back to the role following his run [...]

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God Bless You Edward Furlong, You Mad, Broke Swine!

by Mof Gimmers

Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are everyone’s favourite lunatics. However, knocking them all into a cocked hat is the tremendously troubled Edward Furlong, who you may remember as Him From The Terminator Films. Well, this week, Furlong added another slice of bad behaviour to his CV, which is just great. Furlong was arrested [...]

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Stan Lee To The Rescue!

by Kris Silver

Stan Lee is a God to millions of geeks everywhere and a seemingly harmless, eccentric old man to the rest of us. Lee is the former president and CEO of Marvel comics, the publisher that brought us such legends as Spiderman, the X Men and Squirrel Girl (seriously). Why is a washed up old geek [...]

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James Cameron Wishes He Could Turn Back Time, Just Like SkyNet Did

by Paul Pencott

It’s long been fairly common knowledge and source of minor irony that O.J. Simpson was originally in the running to play the cyborg in The Terminator, only to be denied by director James Cameron who thought that Simpson was just ‘too nice’. Is his face red now. But that didn’t stopped him from blabbing about [...]

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Why Terminator: Salvation Is 2009′s Most Relevant Summer Movie

by hecklerspray staff

Full disclosure: we were completely sober when we watched Terminator: Salvation. And yes, it very much is the most relevant summer movie of the year. Why? The Terminator franchise has a history of being timely, a sort of dark mirror reflection of current society when each film was created. The first film has been described [...]

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Schwarzengger In Terminator Salvation? Nobody Knows, Or Cares

by Stuart Heritage

It had it all – a furious star, a nonsense story, an oddly-named director – but now Terminator Salvation has more.

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SPRAY COUNTDOWN: Sequels Better Than The Originals

by David Schwartz

Everyone knows that sequels generally suck. Let’s face it, the only reason Hollywood comes up with a second helping is to cash in on the success of the original.

Oh, and the fact that Hollywood hasn’t come up with any original ideas for years. And when they do they want to make the most of it. But sometimes sequels can actually eclipse the original.

It’s certainly rare. For every Godfather Part II there is a Speed 2, Ocean’s 12 and Another 48 Hours waiting in the wings. For God’s sake, this was going to be a a top 10, but we could only think of five.

But anyway, here goes:

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