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Christian Bale’s Furious Rant ‘No Big Deal’, Says Cowering AD

by Stuart Heritage

The thing about Christian Bale is that he’s a nice guy. HE’S A NICE GUY! NO! NO! DO NOT SHUT ME UP! NO!

But you probably didn’t realise that. And that’s all thanks to yesterday’s glorious tape of Christian Bale unloading both barrels of his sweary idiot-gun at a director of photography on the Terminator Salvation set.

But, according to a Terminator Salvation assistant director, Christian Bale’s tantrum was a “non-event”. Rumours that he said this while whimpering on his knees while Christian Bale held a knife to his throat and cackled like a maniac are unconfirmed, but probably true.

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Christian Bale’s Terminator Rant Is Easily The Best Thing Ever

by Stuart Heritage

Somewhere, right at this moment, we can absolutely guarantee that Alec Baldwin is breathing a sigh of relief.

Seriously, Alec should send Christian Bale a cookie basket. Because Christian Bale has made sure that Alec Baldwin’s insane ‘ignorant little pig’ rant at his daughter has been relegated to only second most brilliant recorded tantrum in history.

A recording of Christian Bale screaming at a Terminator Salvation DP has hit the internet and, if you do one thing today, you must hear it. It’s not just Christian Bale’s fury, you see – it’s the fact that he rants in about 13 different accents.

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Ready For Terminator 5? No? Tough

by Stuart Heritage

Terminator Salvation looks set to be one of the most talked-about movies of next year, even if much if the talk looks set to be “Oh lord, this is terrible.”

But because of all the pre-release hype surrounding Terminator Salvation, it’s almost certainly not going to be the last Terminator film. In fact, according to some reports, producers are now getting ready to rush Terminator 5 into cinemas by summer 2011.

Apparently to be set in the Middle East, Terminator 5 will revolve around the time when John Connor got a nasty scratch from some robot shrapnel and looked for treatment. It’ll be called Terminator Savlon. Sorry.

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WEBTHUMP! Monday 15 December 2008

by Stuart Heritage

9 – A man visits the set of Terminator Salvation and does his best not to point out that it’s really going to suck. A lot – Premiere

8 – Burger porn. It’s OK for work, unless you work for PETA. Then you will DIE – Houstonpress

7 – There’s a fire-breathing robot dog in London. Just, you know, a heads-up – Fanboy

6 – The best virals of the year. The fact that we recognise all of these is proof that we need a new job – Videogum

5 – 10 things some bloke wants Apple to make. Clearly missed off ‘girlfriend’ on purpose – Techradar

4 – Something good from The Onion – Theonion

3 – Scientists can detect dementia by gauging how well they understand sarcasm. Note to 85% of our readers: you all have dementia – News

2 – Nintendo terrifies the young – Gonintendo

1 – Mean, mean quotes. Memorise them all – Menshealth

9 - A man visits the set of Terminator Salvation and does his best not to point out that it's really going to suck. A lot - Premiere 8 - Burger porn. It's OK for work, unless you work for PETA. Then you will DIE - Houstonpress 7 - There's a fire-breathing robot dog in London. Just, you know, a heads-up - Fanboy 6 - The best virals of the year. The fact that we recognise all of these is proof that we need a new job - Videogum 5 - 10 things some bloke wants Apple to make. Clearly missed off 'girlfriend' on purpose - Techradar 4 - Something good from The Onion - Theonion 3 - Scientists can detect dementia by gauging how well they understand sarcasm. Note to 85% of our readers: you all have dementia - News 2 - Nintendo terrifies the young - Gonintendo 1 - Mean, mean quotes. Memorise them all - Menshealth
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Terminator Salvation Trailer! In Japanese!

by Stuart Heritage

The big question of 2009 is going to be this – is Terminator Salvation going to be as rubbish as everyone thinks?

Fortunately there’s a Japanese Terminator Salvation trailer online now, and that goes some way to offering an answer to that question. So is Terminator Salvation going to be rubbish? Here are the three things we took from the trailer:

1 – Realising that the entire point of the original Terminator was that John Connor saves the day, Terminator Salvation has been set in a different future, where everything is exactly the same but John Connor is a bit crappier. In summary: Rubbish.

2 – What’s that big metal thing at the end? Terminator Salvation needs to work out if it wants to rip off Transformers or Cloverfield. It can’t do both. In summary: rubbish.

3 – Why is Christian Bale still doing his stupid Batman voice? Why? It’s literally the worst voice from any character in any movie ever made? Does he want us to hate him? Does he? Huh? Honestly, the first person to force a lozenge into that man’s mouth wins our undying respect forever. In summary: go on, guess.

The big question of 2009 is going to be this - is Terminator Salvation going to be as rubbish as everyone thinks? Fortunately there's a Japanese Terminator Salvation trailer online now, and that goes some way to offering an answer to that question. So is Terminator Salvation going to be rubbish? Here are the three things we took from the trailer: 1 - Realising that the entire point of the original Terminator was that John Connor saves the day, Terminator Salvation has been set in a different future, where everything is exactly the same but John Connor is a bit crappier. In summary: Rubbish. 2 - What's that big metal thing at the end? Terminator Salvation needs to work out if it wants to rip off Transformers or Cloverfield. It can't do both. In summary: rubbish. 3 - Why is Christian Bale still doing his stupid Batman voice? Why? It's literally the worst voice from any character in any movie ever made? Does he want us to hate him? Does he? Huh? Honestly, the first person to force a lozenge into that man's mouth wins our undying respect forever. In summary: go on, guess.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Definitely In Terminator 4, Possibly

by Stuart Heritage

There are three types of Terminator – creepy liquid metal ones, ones that are female for no reason and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And, obviously, the only ones that matter a jot are the Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminators, because they speak a base amount of Spanish and occasionally use coffins to deflectmachinegun fire. So it was with a heavy heart that we learnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger was probably too busy being a high-falluting politician to appear in the upcoming Terminator 4.

But according to Terminator 4 director McG, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in the new movie – as a half-CGI, half-human hybrid Terminator, but only if ILM gets its act together. We don’t know what part CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger will play in Terminator 4 but he’s 61 now, so he’ll probably be seen in the Terminator reject warehouse because a) his skin is too saggy and b) he looks a bit mid-life crisisy in a leather jacket.

There are three types of Terminator - creepy liquid metal ones, ones that are female for no reason and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And, obviously, the only ones that matter a jot are the Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminators, because they speak a base amount of Spanish and occasionally use coffins to deflectmachinegun fire. So it was with a heavy heart that we learnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger was probably too busy being a high-falluting politician to appear in the upcoming Terminator 4. But according to Terminator 4 director McG, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in the new movie - as a half-CGI, half-human hybrid Terminator, but only if ILM gets its act together. We don't know what part CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger will play in Terminator 4 but he's 61 now, so he'll probably be seen in the Terminator reject warehouse because a) his skin is too saggy and b) he looks a bit mid-life crisisy in a leather jacket.
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Christian Bale Becomes New Superhero: Bailman

by Ian Dransfield

Method acting must be great – it provides a surefire way of behaving like something of an idiot in polite society. That is, unless you decide to go home and assault your mum and sister, as it was alleged Christian Bale had gone and done yesterday. That takes things a bit far, away from the [...]

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