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Christian Bale Rant: Stars Continue To Spoil Our Fun
Christian Bale's Terminator rant is easily the best thing to happen to the world in about five years - fact. But what's also fact is it's not universally loved. The sad truth is that some saps can't take pleasure from a recording of a prick being a prick to a prick. And, inevitably, most of those people are famous. So far, Whoopi Goldberg and Terry Crews have stood up for Christian Bale, building hopes that there'll soon be an all-star charity concert to raise awareness of the rights of unbearably dickish actors with indeterminate accents so. Fingers crossed it's called AH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-Aid.
Christian Bale's Terminator rant is easily the best thing to happen to the world in about five years - fact. But what's also fact is it's not universally loved. The sad truth is that some saps can't take pleasure from a recording of a prick being a prick to a prick. And, inevitably, most of those people are famous. So far, Whoopi Goldberg and Terry Crews have stood up for Christian Bale, building hopes that there'll soon be an all-star charity concert to raise awareness of the rights of unbearably dickish actors with indeterminate accents so. Fingers crossed it's called AH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-Aid.
Christian Bale’s Furious Rant ‘No Big Deal’, Says Cowering AD
The thing about Christian Bale is that he's a nice guy. HE'S A NICE GUY! NO! NO! DO NOT SHUT ME UP! NO! But you probably didn't realise that. And that's all thanks to yesterday's glorious tape of Christian Bale unloading both barrels of his sweary idiot-gun at a director of photography on the Terminator Salvation set. But, according to a Terminator Salvation assistant director, Christian Bale's tantrum was a "non-event". Rumours that he said this while whimpering on his knees while Christian Bale held a knife to his throat and cackled like a maniac are unconfirmed, but probably true.
The thing about Christian Bale is that he's a nice guy. HE'S A NICE GUY! NO! NO! DO NOT SHUT ME UP! NO! But you probably didn't realise that. And that's all thanks to yesterday's glorious tape of Christian Bale unloading both barrels of his sweary idiot-gun at a director of photography on the Terminator Salvation set. But, according to a Terminator Salvation assistant director, Christian Bale's tantrum was a "non-event". Rumours that he said this while whimpering on his knees while Christian Bale held a knife to his throat and cackled like a maniac are unconfirmed, but probably true.
Christian Bale’s Terminator Rant Is Easily The Best Thing Ever
Somewhere, right at this moment, we can absolutely guarantee that Alec Baldwin is breathing a sigh of relief. Seriously, Alec should send Christian Bale a cookie basket. Because Christian Bale has made sure that Alec Baldwin's insane 'ignorant little pig' rant at his daughter has been relegated to only second most brilliant recorded tantrum in history. A recording of Christian Bale screaming at a Terminator Salvation DP has hit the internet and, if you do one thing today, you must hear it. It's not just Christian Bale's fury, you see - it's the fact that he rants in about 13 different accents.
Somewhere, right at this moment, we can absolutely guarantee that Alec Baldwin is breathing a sigh of relief. Seriously, Alec should send Christian Bale a cookie basket. Because Christian Bale has made sure that Alec Baldwin's insane 'ignorant little pig' rant at his daughter has been relegated to only second most brilliant recorded tantrum in history. A recording of Christian Bale screaming at a Terminator Salvation DP has hit the internet and, if you do one thing today, you must hear it. It's not just Christian Bale's fury, you see - it's the fact that he rants in about 13 different accents.
Ready For Terminator 5? No? Tough
Terminator Salvation looks set to be one of the most talked-about movies of next year, even if much if the talk looks set to be "Oh lord, this is terrible." But because of all the pre-release hype surrounding Terminator Salvation, it's almost certainly not going to be the last Terminator film. In fact, according to producers, Terminator 5 is now going to be rushed into cinemas by summer 2011. Apparently to be set in the Middle East, Terminator 5 will revolve around the time when John Connor got a nasty scratch from some robot shrapnel and looked for treatment. It'll be called Terminator Savlon. Sorry.
Terminator Salvation looks set to be one of the most talked-about movies of next year, even if much if the talk looks set to be "Oh lord, this is terrible." But because of all the pre-release hype surrounding Terminator Salvation, it's almost certainly not going to be the last Terminator film. In fact, according to producers, Terminator 5 is now going to be rushed into cinemas by summer 2011. Apparently to be set in the Middle East, Terminator 5 will revolve around the time when John Connor got a nasty scratch from some robot shrapnel and looked for treatment. It'll be called Terminator Savlon. Sorry.
WEBTHUMP! Monday 15 December 2008
10 - If any of you are new to the internet, please be warned that about four-fifths of it is exactly like this... 9 - A man visits the set of Terminator Salvation and does his best not to point out that it's really going to suck. A lot - Premiere 8 - Burger porn. ...
Terminator Salvation Trailer! In Japanese!
The big question of 2009 is going to be this - is Terminator Salvation going to be as rubbish as everyone thinks? Fortunately there's a Japanese Terminator Salvation trailer online now, and that goes some way to offering an answer to that question. So is Terminator Salvation going ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger Definitely In Terminator 4, Possibly
There are three types of Terminator - creepy liquid metal ones, ones that are female for no reason and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And, obviously, the only ones that matter a jot are the Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminators, because they speak a base amount of Spanish and occasionally use coffins to deflect machinegun fire. So it was with a heavy heart that we learnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger was probably too busy being a high-falluting politician to appear in the upcoming Terminator 4. But according to Terminator 4 director McG, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in the new movie - as a half-CGI, half-human hybrid Terminator, but only if ILM gets its act together. We don't know what part CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger will play in Terminator 4 but he's 61 now, so he'll probably be seen in the Terminator reject warehouse because a) his skin is too saggy and b) he looks a bit mid-life crisisy in a leather jacket.
There are three types of Terminator - creepy liquid metal ones, ones that are female for no reason and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And, obviously, the only ones that matter a jot are the Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminators, because they speak a base amount of Spanish and occasionally use coffins to deflect machinegun fire. So it was with a heavy heart that we learnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger was probably too busy being a high-falluting politician to appear in the upcoming Terminator 4. But according to Terminator 4 director McG, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in the new movie - as a half-CGI, half-human hybrid Terminator, but only if ILM gets its act together. We don't know what part CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger will play in Terminator 4 but he's 61 now, so he'll probably be seen in the Terminator reject warehouse because a) his skin is too saggy and b) he looks a bit mid-life crisisy in a leather jacket.
Christian Bale Becomes New Superhero: Bailman
Method acting must be great - it provides a surefire way of behaving like something of an idiot in polite society. That is, unless you decide to go home and assault your mum and sister, as it was alleged Christian Bale had gone and done yesterday. That takes things a bit far, away from the Pacino not talking to people unless they address his character 'slight mentalness' and well into the zone of 'whoops he may well just be a bit odd in the head'. But rejoice! For the Baler has bailed out of the cop shop pending further questioning! Though that does mean he may go and strike again, if he did do anything in the first place. God knows the tabloids warn us of these repeat offenders in Gordon Brown's Britain.
Method acting must be great - it provides a surefire way of behaving like something of an idiot in polite society. That is, unless you decide to go home and assault your mum and sister, as it was alleged Christian Bale had gone and done yesterday. That takes things a bit far, away from the Pacino not talking to people unless they address his character 'slight mentalness' and well into the zone of 'whoops he may well just be a bit odd in the head'. But rejoice! For the Baler has bailed out of the cop shop pending further questioning! Though that does mean he may go and strike again, if he did do anything in the first place. God knows the tabloids warn us of these repeat offenders in Gordon Brown's Britain.
