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No, Honestly, David Duchovny Really Didn’t Shag The Tennis Lady
He might be a sex addict, but remember that David Duchovny has feelings - well, not on his penis, we're presuming that he wore all the nerve ending off that years ago. But, anyway, David Duchovny has feelings, and those feelings are easily hurt. For example, why do you think that David Duchovny hasn't directed a movie since 2004's House Of D? Because that movie was so hamfisted and borderline offensive that nobody dares let him behind a camera again? No, it's because the critical reaction hurt his feelings. Probably. Something else that hurts David Duchovny's feelings is when people say he's been having sex with people he hasn't been having sex with. So when The Daily Mail claimed that David Duchovny had a full-blown sexual affair with his tennis coach, his feelings were hurt immeasurably. You couldn't put a price on how hurt David Duchovny was. But if you had to, it'd be $1 million. And David wants that money now. Now. No, really. Now.
He might be a sex addict, but remember that David Duchovny has feelings - well, not on his penis, we're presuming that he wore all the nerve ending off that years ago. But, anyway, David Duchovny has feelings, and those feelings are easily hurt. For example, why do you think that David Duchovny hasn't directed a movie since 2004's House Of D? Because that movie was so hamfisted and borderline offensive that nobody dares let him behind a camera again? No, it's because the critical reaction hurt his feelings. Probably. Something else that hurts David Duchovny's feelings is when people say he's been having sex with people he hasn't been having sex with. So when The Daily Mail claimed that David Duchovny had a full-blown sexual affair with his tennis coach, his feelings were hurt immeasurably. You couldn't put a price on how hurt David Duchovny was. But if you had to, it'd be $1 million. And David wants that money now. Now. No, really. Now.
David Duchovny Not Smashing His Balls Into Tennis Instructor
David Duchovny's two big loves are tennis and squalid joyless sex with women who may as well just be watermelons with holes in them. Allegedly. And, since David Duchovny is such a busy man, he'd leap at the chance to consolidate those two loves into one manageable love by having it off with his tennis instructor a lot, wouldn't he? Well, apparently not - David Duchovny's lawyer has denied reports that Duchovny had an affair with Edit Pakay, his tennis instructor. True, David Duchovny still loves tennis and sex - but since his sex addiction treatment, the thought of meaningless sex with an athletic young woman fills him with repulsion. Now the only way that David Duchovny could combine tennis and sex is by hiring local street whores and challenging them to five-set matches, and that's just impractical - we know from experience that those whores charge double for backhand lobs.
David Duchovny's two big loves are tennis and squalid joyless sex with women who may as well just be watermelons with holes in them. Allegedly. And, since David Duchovny is such a busy man, he'd leap at the chance to consolidate those two loves into one manageable love by having it off with his tennis instructor a lot, wouldn't he? Well, apparently not - David Duchovny's lawyer has denied reports that Duchovny had an affair with Edit Pakay, his tennis instructor. True, David Duchovny still loves tennis and sex - but since his sex addiction treatment, the thought of meaningless sex with an athletic young woman fills him with repulsion. Now the only way that David Duchovny could combine tennis and sex is by hiring local street whores and challenging them to five-set matches, and that's just impractical - we know from experience that those whores charge double for backhand lobs.
