If anyone out there saw Mariah Carey’s last big movie Glitter in 2001, then you have probably not digested a good meal since.
It’s not so much that it generated bile, it’s that it kept generating bile every time someone so much as uttered Mariah’s name or she appeared on telly with her giant ass folded into a swimsuit. And now she’s making another one.
Glitter was apparently based, at least in part, on Mariah Carey’s own life story. Like the heroine in the film, she too rose to fame as a singer from a troubled background; unlike her character in the film however, 3D Mariah is still releasing records. They are mainly duds about touching her up or not going bonkers anymore, but are religiously played by radio stations everywhere that have an ‘X’ in the title.
