Denise Richards Goes Bananas At Charlie Sheen Again Ready for another round of Charlie Sheen Vs Denise Richards: Who's The Most Confusingly Mental? You are? Well that's just great, because you're just in time - Denise Richards has gone on TV to promote her forthcoming reality TV show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. And something else, too... what was it again? Oh yes, that's it - to angrily lay into Charlie Sheen yet again, this time to deny writing an email requesting a sperm donation from Sheen and to bitterly invoke the memory of her dead mother an uncomfortable number of times, all with a terrifying "don't mess with me, world" glint in her eye. Don't believe us? Lucky the video's after the jump then, huh?

Jennifer Lopez Rears Behind Her Own Reality Show

Jennifer Lopez, my how we’ve watched you grow.

It seems only yesterday you were hangin’ with Puff Daddy with your corn rows and white jeans while he didn’t shoot Tupac. Then came the Ben Affleck phase, which cursed us all with morphing celebrity couple names into one obnoxious word, but you moved on to get married to a gaunt lizard man like Marc Anthony and have babies like we always hoped you would.

Well, looks like there’s nothing left for you to do. What’s that, Jennifer Lopez? You’re making a reality show? No. Listen carefully – there’s nothing left for you to do.

Hell’s Angels Founder Gives HBO The Legal Finger Sonny Barger is a completely literate man. In the past he’s used his incredible ability to read to pen four books, maybe design motorcycle gang sleeve patches, and practice his cursive until it was pretty enough to win fourth at a state-wide cursive derby. Also he used it to found the Hell’s Angels. Yet even with such an impressive, well written, grammatically correct resume, HBO doesn’t seem to care. They think he’s a bandana-wearing douche that smells of rusty switchblades. They probably think that. We assume that is what they probably think. And now the opinion that the mega channel may or may not have is getting them drawn into court. Because Sonny Barger reads well enough to know he’s been cut out of a pretty big development deal in a biker series he helped pitch to them. Allegedly allegedly allegedly.

Pamela Anderson Gets Very Own Generic Reality Show

Pamela Anderson's life is so crazy it should be a sitcom - a really quite poor sitcom about a woman with underdeveloped emotional maturity and quite a lot of hepatitis.

However, Pamela Anderson is too classy to turn her life into a sitcom. So that's why she's decided to turn it into a reality show for E! instead.

But don't expect Pamela to be a tawdry, tell-all delve into Pamela Anderson's personal life - it's apparently going to be a docu-style series that won't feature any of Pamela Anderson's children. It probably won't feature any of her love interests either, because the near-constant meet/marry/pregnancy scare/divorce cycle Pamela Anderson pounds through on an almost monthly basis will just leave viewers disorientated and confused.

VIDEO: New Kids On The Block On Today, Together & Zimmer-Free

You've been waiting for this day for years - well, probably more 'dreading' than 'waiting' but let's not split hairs - New Kids On The Block are officially back!

Not too long ago the reformed New Kids On The Block made their first public appearance on the Today show. And after the shock of realising that they all still have fully-working sets of eyes and limbs subsided, we heard New Kids On The Block tell the world that "Music brought us back."

We presume that'd be Music O'Kneesmash. the famed Boston debt collection agent, then. Anyway, video of the New Kids On The Block Today appearance after the jump. 

Heston Blumenthal To Bugger About With Little Chef

Hey you! Ever dreamt of a day when a tedious road journey could be broken up with a delicious steaming plate of Ballotine of Anjou Pigeon?

Of course you have, we all have. And soon maybe we will. Channel 4 has poached crazy food scientist Heston Blumenthal away from BBC2 and given him his own show. Heston's first task? Turning around the fortunes of Little Chef.

It goes without saying that Heston Blumenthal has his work cut out, though - how is the revolutionary, three Michelin starred proprietor of one of the world's best restaurants going to be able to improve on an Olympic Breakfast, for christ's sake? It's an impossible task!

George Lucas On His Plans To Wring Even More Cash Out Of You

People love Star Wars and Indiana Jones so much that George Lucas never has to have another original thought for the rest of his life.

And it's an offer he's been keen to exploit. This year George Lucas has a new Indiana Jones movie coming out and a new Star Wars movie coming out, plus he's got a 100-episode Star Wars TV show in the pipeline. And the time has come for George Lucas to spout off about all of this at once.

In a nutshell, then - George Lucas expects everyone to hate Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, doesn't really seem too fussed with the new Star Wars movie and has compared the TV show to The Wire. Yay! Possibly.

Lindsay Lohan’s Mother Gets Horrifying Reality TV Show

If you ever got the feeling that Dina Lohan's sole aim in life was to live vicariously through Lindsay Lohan's fame and notoriety, then think again.

Because now Dina Lohan is a star in her own right. Not a film star or a music star like Lindsay Lohan is, though, it's even better than that - Dina Lohan is going to be become a reality TV star.

E! has finally announced the production of Dina Lohan reality TV show Living Lohan. It's a wake-up call for all parents really - if you constantly push your young children into a life of showbiz until they eventually crack and become drug-addled, rehab-addicted global jokes, then maybe you can be like Dina Lohan and get a shitty reality TV show that hardly anyone's going to watch anyway too. Live the dream, parents!