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		<title>Caroline Flack Doesn&#8217;t Think Having Sex With One Direction Teenagers Is Disgusting At All</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanna Bolouri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack has finally broken her silence over bouncy haired One Direction singer Harry Styles, in an attempt to end minutes of speculation over whether she was lustfully gnawing on his teenage bones like a dirty puma. After receiving death threats from hormonally unbalanced One Direction fans on Twitter warning her to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p style="text-align: left;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-64356" href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/harry-from-one-direction-attacked-by-a-cake-in-g-a-y-video/201164355.php/one-direction-2"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-64356" title="one direction" src="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/one-direction.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><strong>Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack has finally broken her silence over bouncy haired One Direction singer Harry Styles, in an attempt to end minutes of speculation over whether she was lustfully gnawing on his teenage bones like a dirty puma.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">After receiving death threats from hormonally unbalanced One Direction fans on Twitter warning her to steer clear of Styles, Flack decided to come clean about the whole thing and make them even angrier.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Apparently people get angry about grown women dating teenagers or something.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">She piped up:</p>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p>&#8220;Some people tend to see the negative immediately and that&#8217;s what I find strange. If two people like each other and get on, why does anyone else find a negative in it?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p>&#8220;I know it&#8217;s human nature for everyone to gossip. But why say it&#8217;s bad? No one&#8217;s being hurt.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p>&#8220;What&#8217;s hard for me to get my head around is people saying it&#8217;s disgusting. I don&#8217;t think it is.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">We can guarantee that every 17 year old boy in the country would stand up and agree with you Flack; well they would if they weren&#8217;t trying to hide their semi caused by the mere thought of all of this.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU BOYS!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Still, it seems that Harry isn&#8217;t a typical 17 year old, you know&#8230; horny and dribbling;</p>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p>&#8220;No he isn&#8217;t. All of the lads are wise beyond their years, especially him.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">It must be like dating an 18 year old then.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Regarding the Twitter death threats Caroline said:</p>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p>&#8220;It went too far. It&#8217;s a form of bullying from people who are hiding behind a computer. I knew they were just a minority of One Direction fans and all very young &#8211; it&#8217;s kind of a fanatical obsession.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t take it seriously or I&#8217;d never come out of my house.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">Don&#8217;t worry though, Harry was there to comfort her with wise words;</p>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t listen to Twitter.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">Genius. Who said that dating someone with limited life experience wouldn&#8217;t prove to be challenging? We do feel that the only thing Harry may challenge her to is a game of Tennis on his Wii, but what the hell do we know?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So here&#8217;s wise Harry and his wise friends all giggling about the fact that Harry kissed someone that wasn&#8217;t his mum.</p>
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		<title>Montel Williams Sorry For Wanting To Explode Teenagers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Heritage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To have a successful TV talk show you tend to need a niche - Oprah has her self-help, Jerry Springer has his confrontations and Maury has his berserkoid ADD DNA tests - but none of them angrily blow up teenage girls.

That's where Montel Williams steps in, though. Although Montel Williams has plenty of his own niches already - like being the only highly-decorated military talk show host, and the only occasionally-suicidal multiple sclerosis-suffering talk show host - he's now also the only talk show host who, when asked interview questions he doesn't like by teenage newspaper interns, screams "I'm a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up!" at them, before realising he's made a bit of a fool out of himself and apologising, which he's just done. But at least it's a step up from Montel Williams' other niche - being the talk show host who looks most like Ming The Merciless.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/montel2-red1.jpg" title="Montel Williams Blow up teenage reporter intern Courtney Scott apology"><img src="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/montel2-red1.jpg" alt="Montel Williams Blow up teenage reporter intern Courtney Scott apology" width="150" height="150" /></a><strong>To have a successful TV talk show you tend to need a niche &#8211; Oprah has her self-help, Jerry Springer has his confrontations and Maury has his berserkoid ADD DNA tests &#8211; but none of them angrily blow up teenage girls.</strong>
<p>That&#39;s where <strong>Montel Williams</strong> steps in, though. Although Montel Williams has plenty of his own niches already &#8211; like being the only highly-decorated military talk show host, and the only occasionally-suicidal multiple sclerosis-suffering talk show host &#8211; he&#39;s now also the only talk show host who, when asked interview questions he doesn&#39;t like by teenage newspaper interns, screams<em> &quot;I&#39;m a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up!&quot;</em> at them, before realising he&#39;s made a bit of a fool out of himself and apologising, which he&#39;s just done. But at least it&#39;s a step up from Montel Williams&#39; other niche &#8211; being the talk show host who looks most like <strong>Ming The Merciless.</strong></p>
<p><span id="more-11177"></span> 2007 hasn&#39;t exactly been a golden year for the daytime television talk show. In Britain a judge likened <em>The Jeremy Kyle Show</em> to &#39;human bear baiting&#39;, while elsewhere Oprah Winfrey managed to successfully open a child abuse factory masquerading as <a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/oprah-sorry-her-school-sexually-abused-children/200710652.php">a school for clever girls</a>. And, whisper it, there&#39;s a chance that<em> Jerry Springer</em> might be the teensiest bit staged.</p>
<p>But Montel Williams has managed to keep his head above all the dirt by continuing to go about his business as usual; rescuing teen prostitutes, offering reasoned discussion about the emotional impact of being transgendered, violently threatening to blow up teenage newspaper interns just for asking him questions he didn&#39;t like the sound of, that sort of thing.</p>
<p>The last one of these happened in Savannah on Friday, when Montel Williams was promoting free prescriptions for the poor. However, Montel terminated an interview with <strong>Courtney Scott</strong>, a high school intern at the <em>Savannah Morning News</em>, after she innocently asked him if restricted profits would stop pharmaceutical companies from investing so heavily in research and development costs. At the time, Montel responded to question with this:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&ldquo;I&#39;m here as a patient advocate talking about the fact that medications available today are saving people&#39;s lives, that&#39;s what&#39;s saving mine and after that, this interview is done.&quot;</em></p>
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<p>And then, later on, Montel Williams and Courtney Scott managed to bump into each other again at a hotel. Although Scott was there on an unrelated assignment, Montel thought she was trailing him, and got a little bit angry with her, her crew and pretty much the entire universe in general. According to a web content producer for the newspaper who was accompanying Courtney:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&ldquo;As we were preparing to film, Montel walked up with his bodyguard and got in Courtney Scott&#39;s face pointing his finger telling her &lsquo;Don&#39;t look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I&#39;m a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up&rsquo;. At this time he was randomly pointing at all of us.&rdquo;</em></p>
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<p>Such was the ferocity of Montel Williams&#39; outburst that Courtney Scott later filed a police complaint about it. But at least Montel Williams now admits that he did wrong &#8211; not just for threatening to explode a teenage girl but also for making the factually-incorrect mistake of calling himself a big star, when really it&#39;s only the elderly and unemployed who know who is is with any degree of certainty. Montel has now put out a statement apologising for the incident:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&ldquo;I mistakenly thought the reporter and photographer in question were at the hotel to confront me about some earlier comments. I was wrong, and I apologise for my overreaction.&rdquo;</em></p>
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<p>Not only that, but Montel has also invited Courtney Scott and her family onto his show to apologise to her publicly, as part of a special entitled <em>I&#39;ve Learned That Screaming Angry Terrorist-Style Threats About Blowing Up Teenage Girls Is Wrong</em>. And, if the negative publicity persists after that, Montel Williams will check into a rehab facility for men who want to explode young girls and then apologise directly to<strong> Al Sharpton</strong>, just because he figured that&#39;s what everyone else does in this sort of situation.</p>
<p><strong>Read more:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=1111X506827&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.msnbc.msn.com%2Fid%2F22070901%2F&sref=rss" target="_blank">Montel Threatens To &#39;Blow Up&#39; Teen Reporter &#8211; <em>MSNBC&nbsp;</em></a></p>
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