Tell you what, though, we’ve never wanted to guzzle a tube of Pringles more than we do right this instant.
We blame Peter Crouch. During the World Cup, we couldn’t really see the point of his relentless Pringles promotion. ‘Eat Pringles and be more like me’, Peter Crouch seemed to be saying – which is frankly ridiculous, because who’d want to be like that idiot? But now we’re going to eat as many Pringles as possible, because we’ve changed our minds – we want to be just like Peter Crouch.
Why? Because according to the News Of The World, Peter Crouch allegedly shags teenage Algerian prostitutes, that’s why. He’s living the dream, at least the dream of anyone who’s ever wanted to have it off with a teenage Algerian prostitute. True, it might spell the end of his relationship with Abi Clancy, but who cares about that? Peter Crouch has got teenage Algerian prostitutes now. They make a beautiful couple.