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Britney Spears’s House Is Just A Really Fancy Prison

by Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears is a prisoner in her own home. Haven’t you heard? The enormous mansions she owns in California and Louisiana are basically ‘prisons’. Really large prisons where the chairs still have padding. While we go and pick the neighbourhood locks in hopes of being thrown into A Britney Spears Prison of Awesome, you may [...]

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Britney Spears Uses A Stunt Double To Do All That Tricky Moving Around For Her

by Mof Gimmers

The world today is filled with Britney Spears fans who are very pleased with themselves. They’ve finished watching her ‘Till the World Ends’ video for the hundredth time and have finally tucked away their genitals, thrilled that Britney hasn’t let them down. Now it is time for them to scour the internet to pick a [...]

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Britney Spears Teases Us With ‘Till The World Ends’ Video By Dancing Like A

by Mof Gimmers

While Britney Spears’ image has taken a hammering over the years, at least she’s still been able to knock out some half decent pop records right? And her next one, ‘Till The World Ends’ looks destined to be a dancefloor winner. However, we’ve got a video to endure before then, which means we’ll have to [...]

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Behind the Scenes Look At Transformers 3

by Mof Gimmers

There’s something strange… in the neighbourhood…. who y’gonna call? TRANSFORMERS! Yes indeed, there’s a new Transformers film coming out (next July apparently) and once again, it is set to have a load of explosions and girls with billowing hair… and we’ve got some sneaky peaks at the action, behind-the-scenes style!

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New Avatar Teaser Trailer: WOW! The TECHNOLOGY!

by Stuart Heritage

Avatar, the new James Cameron sci-fi movie, is currently being spoken about in the hushed tones of a masterpiece.

This isn’t down to Avatar’s game-changing adoption of brand new 3D technology, though, or the fact it’s been a decade in the making because most cinemas just haven’t been equipped to screen it until now. No, Avatar is supposed to be a masterpiece because it’s a Michelle Rodriguez film that doesn’t make people want to deliberately hurt themselves.

And now we can see the very first fruits of James Cameron’s Avatar – the Avatar teaser trailer has just been premiered on the internet.

So what does this teaster trailer teach us about Avatar? Well, it’s early days but we think we’re correct in assuming that James Cameron + bleeding edge computer animated motion capture technology + a rumoured production budget of close to $300 million = a MTV2 alternative pop video from 1993. With something that sounds worryingly like a Robson and Jerome soundtrack. This film is going to rule.

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Look! New Friday The 13th Teaser Poster! Oooh!

by Stuart Heritage

Looking forward to the new Friday The 13th movie? No?

Have all the pointless sequels to Friday The 13th, like Friday The 13th Part 2, Part 3, The Final Chapter, A New Beginning, The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Lives, Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason destroyed all the enthusiasm you ever had for the movies in the first place? Yes?

Does the idea of a new Friday The 13th remake produced by Michael Bay and directed by a bloke who used to do Simply Red videos whet your appetite? No?

Well what about this – a new, just-unveiled teaser poster for the Friday The 13th remake due out next year?

Still no? Yeah, us too, actually.

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VIDEO: Ooh, There’s A Quantum Of Solace Teaser-Blip Online

by Stuart Heritage

You might have been wondering what the new James Bond move A Quantum Of Solace will be like – surely it can’t be as bad as the title, right?

Well, get ready to find out. The first footage from A Quantum Of Solace has appeared online, and it gives a dead-on indication of what the finished movie will be like – it’ll be ten seconds long and mostly about James Bond trying to kick a man’s jaw off.

OK, so the online footage of A Quantum of Solace isn’t particularly revelatory – in fact watching it feels a little bit like listening to a toddler’s breathless description of a petrol station blowing up – but we do have the video after the jump, and it’s not something that any ADD sufferers who haven’t got bored of endless parkour scenes in movies yet will want to miss.

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