Previously, the only way to ensure that Tony Danza mucked up your education was to be one of Tony Danza’s children.

Which would make sense. After all, it’s hard to concentrate on long division when you know that you’re in a room with 30 people who want to beat you up because your dad is Tony Danza. But we digress – now Tony Danza is going to ruin the education of a new set of kids on a reality TV show entitled Teach.

But relax, it’ll be a responsible show. It’s being filmed in Philadelphia – and, really, who cares about those kids?