Articles tagged with: Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift Gets Through An Awards Speech Uninterrupted For Once
Hearty congratulations to Taylor Swift! Not because she won four trophies at last night's CMAs, though. Or because she's the youngest-ever CMA Entertainer Of The Year. No, congratulations should go to Taylor Swift because she managed to get through all of her acceptance speeches without being interrupted by a hieroglyphic-haired berk with a weird compulsion to unfavourably compare her to Beyonce - the first time this has ever happened. But then how could Kanye West possibly unfavourably compare anyone at a country music awards show? "Imma let you finish, but Darius Rucker is one of the most derivative, tedious and inbred-looking singers of all time. OF ALL TIME!"? Hardly.
Hearty congratulations to Taylor Swift! Not because she won four trophies at last night's CMAs, though. Or because she's the youngest-ever CMA Entertainer Of The Year. No, congratulations should go to Taylor Swift because she managed to get through all of her acceptance speeches without being interrupted by a hieroglyphic-haired berk with a weird compulsion to unfavourably compare her to Beyonce - the first time this has ever happened. But then how could Kanye West possibly unfavourably compare anyone at a country music awards show? "Imma let you finish, but Darius Rucker is one of the most derivative, tedious and inbred-looking singers of all time. OF ALL TIME!"? Hardly.
Taylor Lautner Has Brain Ache Sharing a First Name With His Girlfriend
Being a tween heartthrob doesn't require all that much brain power. It absolutely requires cheeks worthy of pinching and a personality so adorable it could make people's brains melt out of their ears. Nowhere in theTween Hunk 101 handbook does it teach you to keep any and all mental defects to yourself. Taylor Lautner is struggling. Bless his tiny movie-making cotton socks. We don't mean struggling, as in working out which trouser leg to put on first. Or even struggling to work out which blonde haired singing star is his girlfriend, out of the sea of thousands of beauties just like her. Actually - the latter is sort of what we mean. There's an identity crisis going on in teeny tiny tween land. We think we may be the only ones who can help. In a recent interview with Extra TV, Twilight Saga: New Moon actor Taylor Lautner (and all his jail bait goodness) admitted that he has a little trouble with his girlfriend, Taylor Swift.
Being a tween heartthrob doesn't require all that much brain power. It absolutely requires cheeks worthy of pinching and a personality so adorable it could make people's brains melt out of their ears. Nowhere in theTween Hunk 101 handbook does it teach you to keep any and all mental defects to yourself. Taylor Lautner is struggling. Bless his tiny movie-making cotton socks. We don't mean struggling, as in working out which trouser leg to put on first. Or even struggling to work out which blonde haired singing star is his girlfriend, out of the sea of thousands of beauties just like her. Actually - the latter is sort of what we mean. There's an identity crisis going on in teeny tiny tween land. We think we may be the only ones who can help. In a recent interview with Extra TV, Twilight Saga: New Moon actor Taylor Lautner (and all his jail bait goodness) admitted that he has a little trouble with his girlfriend, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Lautner Gets His Knickers In A Twist Over Taylor Swift
That's presuming that Taylor Lautner wears knickers. He might not. He doesn't really wear shirts very often. Maybe knickers are an afterthought. After all, if you wore shirts as infrequently as Taylor Lautner, you probably wouldn't concern yourself too much with the threat of splashing a bit of wee directly up the inside of your trousers, would you? Would you? No. No you wouldn't. Anyway, Taylor Lautner threw a little tantrum at a press conference on Friday when people wouldn't shut up about Taylor Swift. We should have just said that at the beginning instead of banging on about knickers, really.
That's presuming that Taylor Lautner wears knickers. He might not. He doesn't really wear shirts very often. Maybe knickers are an afterthought. After all, if you wore shirts as infrequently as Taylor Lautner, you probably wouldn't concern yourself too much with the threat of splashing a bit of wee directly up the inside of your trousers, would you? Would you? No. No you wouldn't. Anyway, Taylor Lautner threw a little tantrum at a press conference on Friday when people wouldn't shut up about Taylor Swift. We should have just said that at the beginning instead of banging on about knickers, really.
Taylor Lautner & Taylor Swift So Adorable It Makes Us Sick
This Taylor Lautner/ Taylor Swift thing is throwing up a lot of questions. Are they dating? Is it for real? Does it even matter? Why are our lives so very empty? That sort of thing. But the good news is that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift - or Twoler, as literally nobody is calling them - seem to be getting closer to one another. They've been on dates, they've been photographed together, they've given coy interviews about each other. It looks like Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are for real. Still, it must be hard to make time for one another, what with Taylor Lautner's New Moon coming out really soon and the album that Taylor Swift would do anything to promote and... oh, wait a minute.
This Taylor Lautner/ Taylor Swift thing is throwing up a lot of questions. Are they dating? Is it for real? Does it even matter? Why are our lives so very empty? That sort of thing. But the good news is that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift - or Twoler, as literally nobody is calling them - seem to be getting closer to one another. They've been on dates, they've been photographed together, they've given coy interviews about each other. It looks like Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are for real. Still, it must be hard to make time for one another, what with Taylor Lautner's New Moon coming out really soon and the album that Taylor Swift would do anything to promote and... oh, wait a minute.
Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner: Smoochy Smooch Kiss Kiss?
Are there two more famous teenagers in the world right now than Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner? Well, yes. Yes, there are probably several. But are there two more famous teenagers in the world right now who have the same first name and might possibly be dating than Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner? No. We mean, there might be. But we haven't checked. Seriously, what kind of joyless imbecile goes around finding couples who share a first name to see if they're more or less famous than other couples who share a first name? Not us, buddy. NOT US. Anyway, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner might be dating. That was our point.
Are there two more famous teenagers in the world right now than Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner? Well, yes. Yes, there are probably several. But are there two more famous teenagers in the world right now who have the same first name and might possibly be dating than Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner? No. We mean, there might be. But we haven't checked. Seriously, what kind of joyless imbecile goes around finding couples who share a first name to see if they're more or less famous than other couples who share a first name? Not us, buddy. NOT US. Anyway, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner might be dating. That was our point.
Kanye West Cancels Tour, Possibly Because Beyonce’s Tour Is Better
If you enjoy paying to see odd men repeatedly bellow about how brilliant they are for two full hours, we have bad news. Kanye West has cancelled his tour. Kanye West and Lady Gaga were due to perform a tour across America this winter. But now, just a few weeks after he broke little Taylor Swift's heart into pieces at the MTV VMAs, Kanye has decided to scrap the whole thing. Yo Kanye, we're really happy for you, we're gonna let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best tour cancellations of all time. One of the BEST OF ALL TIME!
If you enjoy paying to see odd men repeatedly bellow about how brilliant they are for two full hours, we have bad news. Kanye West has cancelled his tour. Kanye West and Lady Gaga were due to perform a tour across America this winter. But now, just a few weeks after he broke little Taylor Swift's heart into pieces at the MTV VMAs, Kanye has decided to scrap the whole thing. Yo Kanye, we're really happy for you, we're gonna let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best tour cancellations of all time. One of the BEST OF ALL TIME!
The VMA Conspiracy Theories Are Coming
Rumours about what on Earth really caused the now infamous outburst at this year's MTV Video Music Awards have started to surface. You probably know what actually happened onstage by now. The show's been playing on a loop ever since, alongside witty commentary pointing out that grown men making young girls weepy is a rather rubbish thing to do. Kanye West has had to apologise not once but twice for making himself look like a twit - such a twit that one capital-letter-laden apology on his blog was not quite enough to cover it. Now that both long-winded apologies are over and done with the world can move on to the next controversy. Wait, what's that? We can't?
Rumours about what on Earth really caused the now infamous outburst at this year's MTV Video Music Awards have started to surface. You probably know what actually happened onstage by now. The show's been playing on a loop ever since, alongside witty commentary pointing out that grown men making young girls weepy is a rather rubbish thing to do. Kanye West has had to apologise not once but twice for making himself look like a twit - such a twit that one capital-letter-laden apology on his blog was not quite enough to cover it. Now that both long-winded apologies are over and done with the world can move on to the next controversy. Wait, what's that? We can't?
Kanye West & Taylor Swift Cruelly Refuse To Make It Stop
Stuff you, Michael Jackson! The biggest news story of the year isn't your death any more - it's Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Or at least that's what they'd have you believe. Because even though it was basically just one idiot hurting another idiot's feelings for a second, Kanye West and Taylor Swift are steadfastly refusing to shut up about the MTV VMA incident. The latest news is that Kanye West has now personally apologised to Taylor Swift. And if that apology involved anything more than bellowing "BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!!" into a telephone, we're going to be sorely disappointed.
Stuff you, Michael Jackson! The biggest news story of the year isn't your death any more - it's Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Or at least that's what they'd have you believe. Because even though it was basically just one idiot hurting another idiot's feelings for a second, Kanye West and Taylor Swift are steadfastly refusing to shut up about the MTV VMA incident. The latest news is that Kanye West has now personally apologised to Taylor Swift. And if that apology involved anything more than bellowing "BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!!" into a telephone, we're going to be sorely disappointed.
