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Taylor Momsen Nude – Reckless Blonde Hottie Reveals All! (33 PICS)

Taylor Momsen is a former child model and is currently an actress and singer. She is a southern gal with family members that were also actresses. He parents basically forced her into modeling at the age of two.

She had irregularly attended school and had trouble gaining relationships with peers. Many of the earnings that she gained from child acting still have not been rewarded to her.

She broke out even further in Hollywood in child roles in Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Spy Kids 2. She also was featured in some dull B movies until 2008. Her most famous acting role to date is in the teen drama Gossip Girl, where she plays Jenny Humphrey alongside other hotties like Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

Taylor Momsen Without Makeup

Who knew innocent little Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl harbored such a dark side in real life? Actress Taylor Momsen, best known for her role on the long running TV series suddenly transformed into a vampy and brooding lead singer for band The Pretty Reckless in a shock new look.

Tight leather dresses were in, along with a whole lot of smudged eyeliner and ruby lipstick as Taylor showcased a surprisingly mature voice. Three other guys complete the band and commercial hits include Make Me Wanna Die and Just Tonight. Second album Going To Hell follows two years of touring and sounds rather heavy for someone not even old enough to drink yet. Heavy makeup is a huge part of her persona and Taylor Momsen without makeup looks too young and cute to be a believable dark rock star.

Simon Cowell Has A Threesome, Hates Condoms And You Lose Your Lunch

September 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Fancy puking your ring up? Then continue reading because we’ve got an image to place in your mind that no amount of brain bleach will remove. This is the kind of thing that will haunt you ’til the day you die.

Simon Cowell has had a threesome.

Imagine that. His flaccid moobs being gently slapped by two separate ladies wearing see-through body stockings with enough hairspray to erase the protective gaseous layers on every planet in the solar system. Just think of that. His todger, flapping around to the sound of an expensive water bed while he mutters his dirty thoughts in their ears. JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.

Simon Cowell Wants To Reanimate His Own Corpse

August 22nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Should you be unlucky enough to live for the next 300 years, aside from the agony of reanimation, the clawing sense of disenfranchisement with our new ape leaders and, of course, the horrible realisation that you are a disappointment regardless of the time you live in, you might be on the end of a withering aside from Simon Cowell.

That’s right. The music molester has stated his desire to live forever and ever so he can belittle people long into our dark future.

Basically, he wants to have his body frozen after his death as “an insurance policy”, where in the distant future, he can hold a talent contest between cannibalistic apes to see which one can sing the best, while reintroducing the phrase ‘this means everything to me’ and getting some monkeys to cry about being orphaned by science, and that this Whitney Houston song got them through genetic experiments.

Taylor Momsen ‘Quits’ Acting (Casting Couches Breathe Huge Sigh Of Relief)

August 17th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Big news folks! Big, big news! Despite nobody wanting to hire her for acting jobs, Taylor Momsen has decided to announce to the three people who showed any interest that she’s going to quit being a thespian.

That’s like Simon Cowell announcing that he’s quitting dressing up as a dog on children’s television.

So obviously, Momsen (sounds like the Swedish equivalent of Mumsnet) is going to focus on her underwhelming music career, complete with all it’s forced shock tactics, like flashing her boobs and getting young women to strip for her during shows.

What’s All This About Simon Cowell And His Amazing Anti-Ageing Potion?

July 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Simon Cowell isn’t looking as old as he used to. Sure, he’s looking weirder than he used to, but that’s clearly down to American dentistry, leaving him looking like a boiled potato with some dentures jammed in.

While you may think the music mogul/overlord has been under the surgeon’s knife, well, you may well be right. We’ve no idea. We’re more interested in the news that he’s been swigging a magic potion to thwart the ravages of time.

But is it so magic that it will reverse the ageing process so much that he will return to his baby form, gurgling and filling his high-waisted trousers with liquid green crap?

Look! X Factor USA Is Imminent! Simon Cowell’s Nightmare In Video Proves It!

July 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hark at this! The brand spanking new X Factor USA has finally started advertising itself and, despite shameless product placement, they’ve only gone and made an adspot that isn’t wholly awful. In fact, it’s almost charmingly witty. Although, Paula Abdul’s face takes the prize as funniest thing on the video. Anyway, here it is. Watch it with your eyes. It’s going to take over the world isn’t it?

Taylor Momsen Gets Young Women To Strip Onstage And Get Us All Put On A Special List

July 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Taylor Momsen likes to shock people. She burned her dog’s nuts and flashed her barely legal boobies at everyone and generally likes to pass herself off as the more reckless, firmer Iggy Pop. Alas, her tunes are awful and it reeks of the worst type of attention seeking (as opposed to the fun kind where everyone feels like they’re in on the joke).

So what is she up to now?

Well, in a bid to make us all feel like vile perverts, she’s got a bunch of girls to strip their clothes off on-stage, and sadly, we’ve got the video too… which will probably get us all arrested for peddling underage filth. You should burn your hardrive after watching it… which you will… because you’re disgusting.

Taylor Momsen Engages In Lewd Lesbian Acts At Barcelona Gig

July 8th, 2011 By Kris Silver

You know that Taylor Momsen, that teenage girl who acts seems to spend most of her life acting like a bit of a slag, wearing too much eye makeup and singing in that band that you still haven't heard of? Well she's been up to her old tricks again.

The Pretty Reckless singer, who used to be some sort of television star had previously gotten her underage baps out at a gig, gave a rather steamy lapdance to a female fan at a gig in Barcelona and even allowed another fan to give her chesticles a good ol? fashioned grope.

ROCK N? ROLL!

Cheryl Cole Predictably Gets American X Factor Gig

May 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

What has Cheryl Cole done to get such unswerving favour from Simon Cowell? Seriously. He seems absolutely determined to make a superstar of her and it can’t solely be down to the fact she’s hard working, good looking and willing to do as she’s told.

We can only imagine the horrors that lie in his undercrackers which Cheryl has been faced with in order to become his right hand woman. Are we being too cynical?

Either way, with Cowell’s help, she’s become the Britain’s pop princess, hoping to leave behind all that Ashley Cole and Smacking A Toilet Attendant In The Face business. And now, thanks to her predictably landing one of the judging jobs on the American X Factor, she’s looking like she’s going to go global.