Articles tagged with: Taxi Driver
Jade Goody Continues To List Everything Terrible About Herself
It must be bittersweet to be Jade Goody at the moment - true, she's been diagnosed with cervical cancer, but at least she's back on magazine covers again. And that seems to have triggered something weird in Jade Goody's brain. Since getting cancer has made her famous and liked again, Jade has taken it on herself to keep the momentum going by recounting awful periods of her life to various publications while photographers take pictures of her crying. Following yesterday's revelation that she once smoked crack in front of her mother, Jade Goody has now revealed that she was once kidnapped by a fake taxi driver. God knows what Jade will admit to tomorrow - maybe she once got sexually abused by some cattle or bought a pair of shoes made of tumours or something - but at least we know that this isn't the most depressing Jade Goody news that we could hear. No, that'd be that they're letting her back on the telly.
It must be bittersweet to be Jade Goody at the moment - true, she's been diagnosed with cervical cancer, but at least she's back on magazine covers again. And that seems to have triggered something weird in Jade Goody's brain. Since getting cancer has made her famous and liked again, Jade has taken it on herself to keep the momentum going by recounting awful periods of her life to various publications while photographers take pictures of her crying. Following yesterday's revelation that she once smoked crack in front of her mother, Jade Goody has now revealed that she was once kidnapped by a fake taxi driver. God knows what Jade will admit to tomorrow - maybe she once got sexually abused by some cattle or bought a pair of shoes made of tumours or something - but at least we know that this isn't the most depressing Jade Goody news that we could hear. No, that'd be that they're letting her back on the telly.
Lee Ryan Guilty Of Smacking A Taxi Driver
Hecklerspray is sad to announce that our number one celebrity fan, elephant lover and all round user of expletives has been found guilty of a heinous crime against a man of the people.
Lee Ryan was yesterday found guilty of punching taxi driver Naeem Ibrahim in the head. In a rare show of kindness, we empathise with our bruv.
Taxi drivers aren’t the best people in the world; they have their own highway code and ignore everyone else. But lamping one is a slightly wrong. At best, tip some garlic mayo from your kebab on the seat and run off after paying your fare. That’s what we’d do. We’re not the violent types. All our arguments are settled over a game of chess and glass of port.
Lee Ryan Done Leathered A Taxi Driver’s Head In, Court Hears
If there's one thing we hate it's taxi drivers. Idiots, the lot of them, with their stupid job and their, um, shoes. And stuff. OK, we don't hate taxi drivers. Only a fool could bring himself to hate taxi drivers. And only a giant fool would be able to hate taxi drivers to the point of violence. A big stupid fool, probably with a rubbish face and BO and a dirty bumhole and fleas. Lee Ryan from Blue was in court yesterday for allegedly punching a taxi driver in the side of the head three times. We don't see how this alters our original point.
If there's one thing we hate it's taxi drivers. Idiots, the lot of them, with their stupid job and their, um, shoes. And stuff. OK, we don't hate taxi drivers. Only a fool could bring himself to hate taxi drivers. And only a giant fool would be able to hate taxi drivers to the point of violence. A big stupid fool, probably with a rubbish face and BO and a dirty bumhole and fleas. Lee Ryan from Blue was in court yesterday for allegedly punching a taxi driver in the side of the head three times. We don't see how this alters our original point.
