Samy Naceri? Who in shit’s name is he? Well, he’s an actor who was in Taxi and Days of Glory? Okay? Just that justify him being on these pages? It shouldn’t matter really as he’s got arrested for flashing, which is hilarious.
That’s right, while dealing with autograph hunters, Samy decided to bare his arse while in Cannes, France. He was taken into custody on suspicion of “displaying an intimate part of his anatomy” in public.
Great! And this mad coot has previous! And it is way worse than dropping your trousers in public!
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We’re worried about Robert Pattinson – no, genuinely – we are worried about the vampire-man from the Twilight films.
After all, being relentlessly pursued all your life (for the last year) by a bunch of shrieking, cloying tweens and spinsters is hard enough. Throw in those devastating floods of urine and it’s sure to annoy anyone.
Even a plank of wood with a face drawn on it, which is exactly what Pattinson seems to be.
And it would seem we’re not alone, as Twilight co-acting person Michael Welch has expressed his discomfort at the attention lavished on young Planky.
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After failing to whip up a frenzy in Hell’s Kitchen, Lee Ryan – our favourite expletive-uttering former boyband member – has since picked up the pieces and moved on.
Sadly, Lee Ryan hasn’t been over in Asia protecting the elephants from dying. Instead, he’s been busy allegedly slapping taxi drivers around and consequently being charged for it. The singer will appear before magistrates in Redhill on February 29.
We will be there in full support for Lee with a host of banners including 'We Luv U Lee 4ever', 'U R Propa Fit' and 'Kan Aye Ave A Refund Plz?' To any of Lee’s 12-year-old fans, 'Common Assault' means that he hurt someone for no reason.
So presumably all those songs he wailed about love and harmony were a bit of a lie. We await the trial for news on the best bruv in the world.
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Former Boy Band Star Charged With Assault – NME
