Michael Welch Doesn’t Want Robert Pattinson Murdered In The Streets By You People
We're worried about Robert Pattinson - no, genuinely - we are worried about the vampire-man from the Twilight films. After all, being relentlessly pursued all your life (for the last year) by a bunch of shrieking, cloying tweens and spinsters is hard enough. Throw in those devastating floods of urine and it's sure to annoy anyone.
Even a plank of wood with a face drawn on it, which is exactly what Pattinson seems to be.
And it would seem we're not alone, as Twilight co-acting person
Michael Welch has expressed his discomfort at the attention lavished on young Planky.
Lee Ryan Goes From Strength To Strength
After failing to whip up a frenzy in Hell’s Kitchen, Lee Ryan - our favourite expletive-uttering former boyband member - has since picked up the pieces and moved on.
Sadly, Lee Ryan hasn’t been over in Asia protecting the elephants from dying. Instead, he’s been busy allegedly slapping taxi drivers around and
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