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Ruby Rose Nude and Ready for Your Eyes (25 PICS)

Australian model and actress Ruby Rose is known for her nonconformist gender identity. She’s both a handsome boy and a pretty girl. Sometimes when looking at her you couldn’t really tell what gender she was. And that’s why she’s cool. And hot. And very nude here.

Unlike other transgender people who eventually transition fully to their preferred gender identity, Rose is totally OK with remaining who she is at the moment, which is biologically a woman, visually androgynous and identity wise, fluid and flexible.

In Case You Haven’t Heard, Sinead O’Connor Is Bat Shit Crazy

September 13th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Being Irish, ?Sinead O’Connor gets some extra leeway with her behavoir. ?We all know those Micks love their booze, and brawls, and extremely long and inappropriate limericks. ?

But even St. Patrick himself is giving Sinead the “Bitch, you cray cray!” side eye after she decided to debut some new ink. ?On her face.

Miley Cyrus Gets Another Tattoo And We Hope It Says ACAB Across Her Knuckles

February 4th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus has got herself a new tattoo. That’s the kind of news your worthless lives needed to hear when you woke up this morning. Miley’s tattoos give your otherwise pointless day some meaning, right?

And what tattoo has she got? Well, one source close to the singer says she’s got a spider’s web on her scalp, while another pal says she’s got ‘All Cops Are Bastards’ across her left knuckle. Another source, meanwhile, claims that Cyrus has got a design of a rat, surfing on a bin lid across a sea made of dolphin guts.

However, there’s another source coming forward who is probably the one to listen to and when you hear her words, you may well want to cane a bong, Miley-style, to stop yourself from wanting to end your own life.

Miley Cyrus Gets Massive Full Sleeve Of Tattoos That Probably Chronicles Pain And Self Loathing

October 29th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Children react in different ways to their parents getting divorced. Some see it as a good thing because they can play them off against each other in the quest for presents and treats. Others go off the rails and end up sniffing aerosols in derelict factories.

And so it begins with Miley Cyrus. You see, we told you about her parents growing achy-breaky-apart and formally announcing that they loathe each other… and now, Cyrus is spotted out and about with a full sleeve of tattoos.

We haven’t seen the needlework yet, but we’re assuming it just says “ANGUISH” from her elbow to her wrist along with a picture of her mum and dad on fire.

Angelina Jolie Gets Covered In Tattoos For Her Twins

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Angelina Jolie has physically changed since the birth of her twins, and not just because now you could easily drive a tractor up her birth canal.

No. Instead, Angelina Jolie has decided to change by getting two more tattoos etched onto her left arm to commemorate the birth of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. According to reports, the tattoos come in the form of map coordinates explaining exactly where the twins were born.

They’re not the only coordinate tattoos Angelina Jolie has – in fact, she’s a long-time proponent of them. Angelina Jolie’s arm also bears the coordinates of the birthplace of Maddox, the birthplace of Zahara, the birthplace of Shiloh Nouvel, the birthplace of Pax Thien and the exact location of where Angelina Jolie decided to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston forever.

Mariah Carey: Now Not Shutting Up About Her Bloody Marriage

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

You might not realise it by the way she constantly totters around everywhere in ridiculous shoes being all like ‘hey, look at me’, but Mariah Carey actually has a lot of dignity.

This is obvious from the way that Mariah Carey kept quiet about her marriage to Nick Cannon. She knows that weddings are sacred and personal and she doesn’t want to sully that by making it public. That’s our definition of dignity.

Our definition of dignity also includes a) confirming your marriage to People magazine, b) selling your wedding photos to the same magazine, c) yammering on endlessly about your marriage to the magazine like a froth-mouthed nutbag, and d) getting a marriage-proclaiming tattoo across your back so even people who you aren’t directly looking at can see that you’re married. Mariah Carey has done all of these things recently.

Perhaps we need to buy a new dictionary.

Beyonce & Jay-Z Get Married On The Hush, Perhaps

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It's becoming slightly traditional for rumours of a Jay-Z/ Beyonce marriage to surface every December, but this this time it looks like they might have been spot-on.

Reports are surfacing that Jay-Z and Beyonce properly went and got married during a trip to Paris last week. They're completely unconfirmed rumours, of course, but we'll soon see how true they are because apparently Jay-Z and Beyonce both got their fingers tattooed instead of swapping wedding rings. That doesn't necessarily mean we should all strain our eyes trying to look for infinitesimal markings on Jay-Z and Beyonce's fingers, though – the signs will be much more obvious than that. On the basis that they both let a Frenchman tattoo their fingers last week, we just need to look out for the 'Beyonce Has One Giant Septic Hand Covered In Pus' headlines to confirm everything we need to know.