Articles tagged with: Tattoo
Stephen Baldwin Gets Hannah Montana Tattooed All Over Himself
When hecklerspray was just 42 years old the song Electric Youth descended upon us from a gas station sound-system. It was 1989, and to this day we believe that sweet vocal delivery was sent from heaven on high. You see, about two hours previously the cashier working inside had informed us the strawberry slurpee-maker was on the fritz, and we were thinking about ending it all as soon as some passing customer dropped a loaded shotgun, a woodman's axe, or perhaps maybe a small bear or something. Yes, a bear would have done nicely. But then Debbie Gibson buoyed our spirits the way only a teen icon can when she's singing in a button-covered jean jacket with it's collar fully extended. We got up, convinced the 7-11 clerk to just sell us a cup full of pure strawberry slurpee syrup instead, and went off into the night to face whatever challenges may come. Debs saved our life that night. And to commemorate the love we can't imagine she doesn't probably have for us, we recently allowed Stephen Baldwin to get a tattoo of her placed anywhere on his body he wanted to. Oh wait - that wasn't a Debbie Gibson tattoo he just got - it was a Hannah Montana tattoo. Literally. Stephen Baldwin literally got a Hannah Montana tattoo inked permanently onto his skin somewhere. Now we're going to put the word 'literally' in italics again just so you get how strange we think this all is - Literally.
When hecklerspray was just 42 years old the song Electric Youth descended upon us from a gas station sound-system. It was 1989, and to this day we believe that sweet vocal delivery was sent from heaven on high. You see, about two hours previously the cashier working inside had informed us the strawberry slurpee-maker was on the fritz, and we were thinking about ending it all as soon as some passing customer dropped a loaded shotgun, a woodman's axe, or perhaps maybe a small bear or something. Yes, a bear would have done nicely. But then Debbie Gibson buoyed our spirits the way only a teen icon can when she's singing in a button-covered jean jacket with it's collar fully extended. We got up, convinced the 7-11 clerk to just sell us a cup full of pure strawberry slurpee syrup instead, and went off into the night to face whatever challenges may come. Debs saved our life that night. And to commemorate the love we can't imagine she doesn't probably have for us, we recently allowed Stephen Baldwin to get a tattoo of her placed anywhere on his body he wanted to. Oh wait - that wasn't a Debbie Gibson tattoo he just got - it was a Hannah Montana tattoo. Literally. Stephen Baldwin literally got a Hannah Montana tattoo inked permanently onto his skin somewhere. Now we're going to put the word 'literally' in italics again just so you get how strange we think this all is - Literally.
Wayne Rooney Gets The Worst Tattoo In History
We'd always assumed that one of the basic edicts of life was that nobody really likes The Stereophonics very much. Sure, people might listen to Stereophonics in their cars occasionally, but that doesn't mean they're fans of Stereophonics - just that they want to drown out the sound of the crying kidnapped baby they've locked in their boot and it's the only thing they could find. However, we could have been wrong. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics so much that he's had one of their album titles tattooed down his arm. That album, by the way, is Just Enough Education To Perform rather than... oh, let's not pretend we can remember what any Stereophonics albums are called, shall we?
We'd always assumed that one of the basic edicts of life was that nobody really likes The Stereophonics very much. Sure, people might listen to Stereophonics in their cars occasionally, but that doesn't mean they're fans of Stereophonics - just that they want to drown out the sound of the crying kidnapped baby they've locked in their boot and it's the only thing they could find. However, we could have been wrong. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics so much that he's had one of their album titles tattooed down his arm. That album, by the way, is Just Enough Education To Perform rather than... oh, let's not pretend we can remember what any Stereophonics albums are called, shall we?
