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Tara Reid
Look, I know you’re busy, so I’ll make this quick.
What with all the problems with the economy, the BP oil spill, those contagious monkeys hanging round your flat, that growth on the inside of your right nasal passage and all that stuff, you probably haven’t been keeping up with the latest news involving ‘kind of used to be famous, scarily orange girls who fall out of nightclubs for a living’, such as Tara Reid.
God knows you haven’t been following her straight-to-video film career, right? I mean, no one has. Most of the films she made in the last two years don’t even have Wikipedia pages. How is that possible? Even Hitler Bacon has an entry, and that sounds made up (and totally delicious).
10 – You want another reason to fear the octopus? Here you are – Geekologie
9 - Katie Prince does Bruno. No, not literally, Ugh - AmyGrindhouse
8 - Tara Reid does Playboy, possibly because God hates us all – Bestweekever
7 – Mariah Carey: ANALYSED – MyChemicalToilet
Although Tara Reid's post-American Pie career has hinted at invincibility – full of non-stop partying punctuated by morale-sapping cameos on Scrubs – her recent Bali trip has proved that she's only human.
You see, Tara Reid has become the latest almost perfectly sober young woman to fall foul of Bali's notoriously uneven nightclub flooring. Reports suggest that after only 'a couple of drinks' at a Bali nightspot earlier this week, Tara Reid 'lost her footing' and fell hard enough to be hospitalised. Luckily the accident wasn't serious enough to postpone the release of Tara Reid's newest movie Land of Canaan, which will still be coming to a low-rent cut-price barely-watched digital movies on demand service near you next year.
