Articles tagged with: taken
Taken Shoots The Weekend Box Office’s Wife In The Chest
Do you find yourself frequently becoming depressed because 24 isn’t as torture-y as it once was? And do you also find yourself getting annoyed because Jack Bauer is a human man and not a mystical lion who acts as a badly-concealed Jesus metaphor ? You do? Well you’re not the only one, because Taken is this week’s number one movie at the weekend box office. And Taken is exactly that - it’s a brutally violent thriller containing several scenes of graphic torture starring Aslan from the Narnia films. What more could you possibly ask for?
Do you find yourself frequently becoming depressed because 24 isn’t as torture-y as it once was? And do you also find yourself getting annoyed because Jack Bauer is a human man and not a mystical lion who acts as a badly-concealed Jesus metaphor ? You do? Well you’re not the only one, because Taken is this week’s number one movie at the weekend box office. And Taken is exactly that - it’s a brutally violent thriller containing several scenes of graphic torture starring Aslan from the Narnia films. What more could you possibly ask for?
Angelina Jolie Steals Tom Cruise’s Job: Scientology Shockingly Not Involved
It's a wonder Angelina Jolie still has time for movies these days, what with her off saving the world, donating to charity and stealing all the kids from Africa. But apparently she of the lips fame does have time - not only time, but she also has the inclination to take roles that were initially meant for one Tom Cruise. Not content with stealing all the babies from the birthplace of humanity, it would seem that Angelina Jolie also wants to steal roles from Scientologists. At least, that's what it looks like on current evidence. The long-touted but never actually made Edwin A. Salt is reportedly the film that Jolie will be taking the lead role in, with the title receiving a change as we would all expect. Edwina A. Salt doesn't sound that good, mind, so hopefully they'll put more thought into it than we have.
It's a wonder Angelina Jolie still has time for movies these days, what with her off saving the world, donating to charity and stealing all the kids from Africa. But apparently she of the lips fame does have time - not only time, but she also has the inclination to take roles that were initially meant for one Tom Cruise. Not content with stealing all the babies from the birthplace of humanity, it would seem that Angelina Jolie also wants to steal roles from Scientologists. At least, that's what it looks like on current evidence. The long-touted but never actually made Edwin A. Salt is reportedly the film that Jolie will be taking the lead role in, with the title receiving a change as we would all expect. Edwina A. Salt doesn't sound that good, mind, so hopefully they'll put more thought into it than we have.
