Cheryl Cole - Girls Aloud's most ferociously forthright member - has apparently cracked and got back together with her cheating husband Ashley Cole.

According to reports, Cheryl Cole took Ashley Cole back during their make or break crisis summit earlier in the week, and now they'll live happily ever after. Apart from her, because she'll have probably turned into a full-blown quivering paranoid wreck before the month is out.

But, hey, there's a moral to this - it's OK to nationally humiliate your wife by throwing up on a variety of other women during sex, because she'll inevitably take you back afterwards. But only so long as you're quite rich.