To be an internet sensation these days, you need one thing – a monobrow that looks like an upturned bikini wax strip.

It worked for Susan Boyle. All she had was a monobrow, a haircut that looked like it was made out of animal pubes and a voice that was relatively pleasant compared to the ghastly atrocity that was her face. That is why people like her, isn’t it? Because they can’t get over the fact that funny-looking people can sing almost as well as normal-looking people? Right?

But get ready to pretend that you’re much deeper than you actually are again, Susan Boyle fans, because there’s a new kid in town. It’s Lin Yu-chun from Taiwan, and he can sing I Will Always Love You almost as well as Whitney Houston. Plus he’s also got a terrible haircut and a lousy dress sense, so you can patronise the crap out of him too! Hooray!