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Arnold Schwarzenegger Wears Tastless T-Shirt Slating His Wife

August 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Arnold Schwarzenegger got caught with his pants down. Hardly surprising really seeing as his pants have been down for over a decade after it was discovered that he’d sired some kid with his housekeeper and kept it a massive, stinky secret.

Of course, when his wife found out, she didn’t hesitate in wanting him out of the house and set about divorcing him for lots of money.

While the divorce goes through, you’d think that Arnie would be showing a little humility and remorse. But he isn’t. Instead, as pictures below show, he’s more interested in slagging off Maria Shriver with a t-shirt slogan. That’s nice isn’t it?

Stuart ‘The Brand’ Baggs Gets His Own ‘I’m A Field Of Ponies’ T-Shirt To Celebrate #theapprentice

August 7th, 2012 By hecklerspray staff

?Everything I touch turns to sold? Stuart ‘The Brand’ Baggs has been a rich source of televisual gold while he’s been on The Apprentice. It is obvious he should have been given the boot ages ago, but the producers clearly know when they’re onto a good thing. Anyone who can say ?Excuse me Sir, you look like a sausage connoisseur” with a straight face needs to be on our screens.

Phil Mitchell On Crack Inspires Greatest T-Shirt Ever

August 13th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Eastenders is a gift that keeps giving of late. Not too long ago, Hev was seen licking a rancid yoghurt lid from a bin that was supposed to belong to George Michael, Darren’s lovelife has revolved around self mutilation and of course, Phil Mitchell is on crack.

It’s hilarious. Bearing in mind that Phil Mitchell looks like a baby having a tantrum at the best of times, Steve McFadden’s acting chops are really stretched when he’s asked to play the drunk and now, the druggie.

This whole sequence is what is known as a ‘Bouncer’s Dream’ moment. It’s when a soap takes a baffling turn, leaving everyone wide-eyed and so stunned that they’ll only be able to talk about it in a year’s time, and even then, they’ll assumed they’d made it all up. Well, here’s your chance to buy something to cement this event into your memory.

Is Katie Holmes Pregnant With Another Little Thetan?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

As we all know, the best way to get yourself out of a pickle when videos of you babbling religiously appear on the internet is to knock your wife up.

That appears to be the case anyway – Katie Holmes has fuelled speculation that she's pregnant by buying a T-shirt with 'Big Sister' written on it for her daughter Suri. So does this mean that Katie Holmes is pregnant?

Hardly – unless Tom Cruise has miraculously found a nice big glob of Hubbard-spunk in the bottom of his jizz-jar that didn't get used up when he was getting Katie Holmes pregnant with Suri.

Or something.

Oh Dear Lord, No – Victoria Beckham To Get Naked

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

What with the imminant Spice Girls reunion, the accompanying braindead Tesco adverts and the multimillionaire footballer husband, you'd think that Victoria Beckham was probably doing OK for publicity at the moment.

But since we understand that Victoria Beckham's quest for attention won't rest until all TV stations show nothing but an unsmiling image of her face, all newborn babies are genetically altered to look just like her and planet Earth is renamed planet Victoria Beckham Isn't An Idiot Actually, she's not satisfied with any of this. And that's presumably why Victoria Beckham has decided to get naked. However, Victoria Beckham is only getting naked for a new T-shirt design, putting to rest any fears that she's going to strip off in the middle of Picadilly Circus screaming "LOVE ME!" over and over again until she starts crying and someone from St John's Ambulance has to take her for a sit down and a nice cup of tea.