Unsettling news has reached hecklerspray! No, seriously. This is weird. Apparently, T-Pain sleeps in a coffin! A velvet-lined coffin no less! We’re terrified! We’ll never say anything nasty about lovely T-Pain again.
He’ll probably cause us a world of T-Pain. That’s the worst kind of pain there is. Much worse than B-Pain or P-Pain.
And we have the FCU to thank for this discovery as they uncover the strange world of one of hip-pop’s most famous. Not only that, we meet T-Pain’s twin! Yes. It gets creepier by the second! AAARGH!
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Guest blog! Stuart Waterman!
Rapper and “singer-songwriter” T-Pain has made a tidy living out of being universally associated with voice-distortion audio plaything Auto-Tune.
However, while Kanye West took the technology and created a daring, fascinating album in 808s & Heartbreaks, T-Pain mostly uses Auto-Tune to appear on songs about a) drinking, b) sexing, and c) sex-drinking (maybe).
Nevertheless, this formula has served T-Pain so well that he can now afford to spend time dicking about on golf carts, pausing only to have his teeth smashed right out of his gaudily-decorated head.
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