Articles tagged with: Switzerland
That’s Roman Polanski Buggered, Then
Here's a lesson that Roman Polanski would do well to remember - never trust the ruddy Swiss. Because the Swiss have done Roman Polanski in. Sure, they might look like the world's friendliest people, what with their chocolate and precision-engineered watches and big fat red happy faces, but secretly none of them can wait to extradite you to America to face charges for fleeing sentencing for the statutory rape of a 13-year-old girl that you were arrested for three decades ago. Still, this might be for the best. At least now Roman Polanski can't make any more godawful Rush Hour cameos.
Here's a lesson that Roman Polanski would do well to remember - never trust the ruddy Swiss. Because the Swiss have done Roman Polanski in. Sure, they might look like the world's friendliest people, what with their chocolate and precision-engineered watches and big fat red happy faces, but secretly none of them can wait to extradite you to America to face charges for fleeing sentencing for the statutory rape of a 13-year-old girl that you were arrested for three decades ago. Still, this might be for the best. At least now Roman Polanski can't make any more godawful Rush Hour cameos.
SHOCK NEWS! Pete Doherty in “Using Drugs” Scandal!
Hard as it may be to believe or even accept, authorities in Switzerland have confirmed that everyone's favourite 'death waiting to happen', Pete Doherty, has been fined for a being a big drug-using drug user. The troubled poet - nay, genius - was found slumped on the toilet on a British Airways flight into Geneva on Friday, possibly as a result of his ferocious intellect finally managing to overwhelm him. Either that or he was offering handjobs for crack money and got a bit tired from all the wrist action, so decided to settle down for a little nap.
Hard as it may be to believe or even accept, authorities in Switzerland have confirmed that everyone's favourite 'death waiting to happen', Pete Doherty, has been fined for a being a big drug-using drug user. The troubled poet - nay, genius - was found slumped on the toilet on a British Airways flight into Geneva on Friday, possibly as a result of his ferocious intellect finally managing to overwhelm him. Either that or he was offering handjobs for crack money and got a bit tired from all the wrist action, so decided to settle down for a little nap.
Eurovision 2009: Sweden & Switzerland
Have we mentioned that we're liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday? We are. Please come back then and validate us. Only on Saturday, mind you. We're not liveblogging any of those poncey Eurovision semi-finals. Especially not the one tonight, even though it could well be the last we'll see of either of today's participants. We refuse to liveblog that. You can watch it on TV if you like, just be aware that doing so makes you a gigantic nimrod if you do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 for Malena Ernman from Sweden and Lovebugs from Switzerland...
Have we mentioned that we're liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday? We are. Please come back then and validate us. Only on Saturday, mind you. We're not liveblogging any of those poncey Eurovision semi-finals. Especially not the one tonight, even though it could well be the last we'll see of either of today's participants. We refuse to liveblog that. You can watch it on TV if you like, just be aware that doing so makes you a gigantic nimrod if you do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 for Malena Ernman from Sweden and Lovebugs from Switzerland...
Eurovision Betting Odds: Paolo Meneguzzi, Switzerland
Eurovision is just days away now and, yes, you have every right to be this excited. You are excited, right? In fact, Eurovision is now so close that the first Eurovision semi-final takes place tonight, with countries like Andorra and Finland and Moldova all trying to make it to the Eurovision final. The odds are stacked against them - only nine of the competing 19 countries will make it to the final - but we'll make it easy for you, Europe. Make Bosnia win the semi-final or we'll come and fight you. Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Switzerland, with help from Paddy Power...
Eurovision is just days away now and, yes, you have every right to be this excited. You are excited, right? In fact, Eurovision is now so close that the first Eurovision semi-final takes place tonight, with countries like Andorra and Finland and Moldova all trying to make it to the Eurovision final. The odds are stacked against them - only nine of the competing 19 countries will make it to the final - but we'll make it easy for you, Europe. Make Bosnia win the semi-final or we'll come and fight you. Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Switzerland, with help from Paddy Power...
