Forget what they tell you about all the giant parasites, sushi rules. And so what if it gives you giant parasites? It’s still delicious, even if you’ll grow a 12-metre worm in your gut as soon as you go near a bad bit.

Anyway. Today’s Slackerjack is Sushi Go Round, and it effing rocks. It’s one of those weird service industry sims, where you have to pretend you’ve got a financially and mentally-unfulfilling job, but don’t let that stop you playing it. Sushi Go Round is completely absorbing – you need to learn the recipe to each piece of sushi, then make it, then order more stock when you run out and then collect the plates, all while the customers sit there getting angrier and angrier. Best of all, if you don’t carry out each recipe precisely, you make a little turd. Excellent.