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Beverly D’Angelo Nude – See Her Boobs on Vacation & More! (43 PICS)

Beverly d’angelo nudeSuburban Ohio proved too tame for wild child Beverly D’Angelo, so she left her conservative roots in the dust, determined to make a name for herself in the arts.

After stints as a cartoonist, a rock vocalist in Canada, and a reparatory theater player, she found her way to Hollywood via Broadway. Bit movie parts led to scene-stealing character roles, and ultimately to the career-defining lead as Ellen Griswold in National Lampoon’s Vacation franchise. The only thing more mind-blowing than her career has been her romantic entanglements.

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Eva Amurri Nude – Just Look at Her Gorgeous Tits! (43 PICS)

Eva amurri nudeEva Amurri is an American actress blessed with large, natural breasts. Which means she’s mainly going to be known for her tits no matter what she does. Unless she’s exceptionally talented in some other way.

Her mother is the legendary Susan Sarandon, who was also blessed with big boobs. Amurri got started in the business thanks to the pity of her mother, who invited her to act in The Banger Sisters. Her mother also dragged her along to work in an episode of Friends.

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Susan Sarandon Nude is Everything You Ever Wanted (PICS)

Susan sarandon nudeSusan Sarandon has never been shy about nudity. She’s been naked in so many of her films; it’s starting to feel a little strange when she doesn’t pop out a tit anymore.

Maybe she’s getting older and feels a little more self-conscious? Well, she shouldn’t. Like Dame Helen Mirren, Sarandon is a well-preserved specimen that ages miraculously well. I was in a bar just the other day and overheard some drunken dude loudly declaring how he would still want to bang Sarandon at age 70 more than any of some of the young starlets right now.

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Catholic League Keep Straight Face And Show Mass Amnesia When Calling Susan Sarandon ‘Despicable’

October 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Susan Sarandon calling Pope Benedict a Nazi? That was pretty funny wasn’t it? After all, he was a Nazi at one point. He was a massive, massive… well… tiny Nazi in the Hitler Youth. Of course, the Nazism is nothing compared to the whole Catholicism thing.

Of course, you can’t go around calling a Pope negative names and not expect some heat from those mass-loving lunatics.

So step right up Bill Donohue, leader of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights to lay the holy smackdown! Probably in Latin too! Because Catholics are all completely mental and like responding to priests in a language they don’t understand! The cads!

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Susan Sarandon Thinks The Pope Is A Nazi, And In Spain, Nuns Stole Babies And Sold Them!

October 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

God isn’t having a good time of it lately. His representatives on Earth aren’t doing It any favours. Of course, God Itself is a spiteful, vengeful chump anyway and made man in Its own image, so It only has Itself to blame.

Going after the Almighty is Susan Sarandon. Of course, you can’t kick God in the shins so you have to pick on the next best thing… and that happens to be Pope Benedict: The Godwaffe.

Discussing her role in Dead Man, which saw her sending a copy to The Pope, she was asked ‘which pope?’ That’s when the Catholics got jumpy and started muttering ‘You wouldn’t get people talking about Muslims like that… it’s so unfair.’ Maybe if you started flying planes into buildings, we might be a little more scared of pointing out how mental some of you are, eh?

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Kim Kardashian Wants Your Son

May 5th, 2010 By Steve Charnock

Us cool dudes at hecklerspray aren't perfect. In a bid to be totally sick and wicked and bad and whatever for you kids, we sometimes make mistakes, speak out of line or go a bit too near the knuckle.

The trouble is, and we?ll use a metaphor that you young people might understand, we're constantly ?Hanging Ten? on the gnarly waves of cutting edge celebrity gossip on ?Surfboards? made from insight, honesty and a childish fixation with willies and fannies. All while wearing a wetsuit of journalistic integrity or something like that.

But every now and again, we ?Wipeout?, which I'm sure you will all is agree is ?Bogus? (is that the right word?). Sometimes our wetsuit falls off and our willies and fannies hang out for all the fish to see. That's right, we have both. If you wanna see, meet us behind Google in five minutes?

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Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon Split Up! Merry Christmas!

December 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon Tim Robbins splitThis was meant to be another traditional Christmas for Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon, filled with everything they love.

Like, you know, tutting about healthcare. And whining about globalisation. And making festive dream-catchers out of taffeta and muesli for Ralph Nader. Or whatever. But, sadly, that isn’t to be – Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have split up. They’ve been split up since the summer, in fact, but they’ve only decided to announce it now because they presumably hate Christmas.

But hey, let’s look on the bright side – now, instead of putting up with Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon endlessly preaching about their values around the world together, we’ll have the joy of putting up with Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon endlessly preaching about their values around the world independently of each other. That’s better, isn’t it?

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Batman: Arkham Asylum, Susan Sarandon, Wall Street 2, Kanye West, How I Met Your MotherNaked and bare feet, naked and socks.

Folded:

  • Batman: Arkham Asylum (most immersive game since GTA IV. If we did stars we?d give it five)
  • Susan Sarandon for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (ni-ice)
  • Buttery toilet rolls (screw recession, live like a Bright Young Thing – treat yo ass)
  • Kirsten Dunst promotes this season?s radioactive bubblegum look (she should dress like this all the time)
  • Christoph Waltz (see Inglourious Basterds and see what we mean)

Creased:

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