Now that all the fun ones have been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars, it’s time to start ditching all the anonymous nobodies.

And that means you, Susan Lucci. Susan Lucci was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars last night, either because she got the lowest score of the night or because she’s a daytime soap actress and therefore the only people who know who she is are unemployed and can’t afford to phone in votes for her. It’s definitely one of those reasons, though.

But don’t worry, Susan Lucci fans. Your hero left Dancing With The Stars with her head held high. True, she may have been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars ahead of a foetus from Hannah Montana, but at least Susan Lucci can go knowing that her farewell speech was the most meaningless jumble of bland platitudes ever spoken by any human being ever. That’s something, right?