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Susan Boyle

Susan Boyle Gets A Haircut: WE MUST BURN HER LIKE A WITCH

by Stuart Heritage

Susan Boyle is a modern-day Sampson, but her power is kept in her ridiculous dead weasel eyebrows instead of her hair.

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American Idol Goes Disco, Because It Hates You

by Stuart Heritage

Ah, American Idol Disco Night – a tradition right up there with visiting elderly relatives and hereditary bowel disease.

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Shuffle Over, Susan Boyle: Shaheen Jafargholi Melts Menopausal Hearts

by Paul Gibson

Just a week after the world went literally bananas for meaty hip-wiggler Susan Boyle, Britain’s Got Talent has just unearthed a second pure-voiced singing sensation. The twist this time: it’s a little boy with a funny name.

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The Entire Universe Quite Likes Susan Boyle

by Stuart Heritage

Remember the name Susan Boyle – in ten years she’ll probably be the answer to a pub quiz question or something.

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