Don’t know what a donk is? If you’ve never come across one before then you may be set for an experience which is actually worse than chipping your own teeth out with a screwdriver.

It's a fast paced annoying beat that is placed over a song and it doesn't matter if the two are perfectly matched to a tee. Or are as mismatched as a blind man attempting to drive a car.

It now seems that Susan Boyle‘s Britain’s Got Talent performance has been given the rubbish donk treatment.