That’s almost it, then – just over a day and 2009 will be filed away forever, possibly under ‘quite wet’.
We’re not writing this now, of course. We’re ensconced in the bosom of our families. But this hastily thrown-together list of TV shows that the hecklerspray writers quite liked is probably enough to fool you into thinking that we’re still around, right? Right? Of course it is.
Anyway, TV shows that we liked and you probably didn’t. Don’t forget to tell us how spectacularly misinformed we are, either. Let’s go!
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Prison is no doubt filled with horrible things – throat stabbings, for instance.
Richard Hatch must have felt like a kitten in a cathouse, then, when he and his throat were allowed to finish out the rest of their incarceration from deep within his sister’s house. Hatch had probably already altered his orange jumpsuit to include velvety frills and sparkles galore when suddenly there was a pounding on the door.
It was the cops, and do you know what they did? They dragged Hatch off to a local jail, that’s what. What could he possibly have done?!
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Remember Survivor? Of course you do. Now there was a show like they don’t make any more. Whatever happened to Survivor?
What? Survivor is still a TV show? And the latest season ended last night? Really? And someone called JT won by beating a consultant in the final? But we thought that everybody stopped watching Survivor about 12 seasons ago. Are you sure any of this actually happened? You didn’t have an out of body experience – albeit the world’s worst out of body experience that involved revisiting an episode of Survivor from a few years ago – did you?
Apparently not. Weird.
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