Articles tagged with: Suri Cruise
WEBTHUMP! 14 October 2009
10 - Good new song alert: Need To Know by The Deer Republic - TheDeerRepublic 9 - Suri Cruise: adorable or just a liiiitle bit creepy? - Bestweekever 8 - A list about Arrested Development, which automatically makes it a very good list indeed - Interestment 7 - Some bloke we've never heard of says he's better in bed than some woman we've never heard of says he is - AmyGrindhouse
This Just In: Katie Holmes Sort Of Likes Her Own Child
Katie Holmes has never really been that well known for her giant profundity, but that's all about to change. And it's all down to Suri Cruise. You see, the effect of Suri Cruise on Katie Holmes has been enormous. So big that Katie Holmes has just become the first mother in all of history to publicly state that she quite likes her child. It goes further. Katie Holmes has called being a mother 'the most important job in the world'. Take that Ban Ki-moon, and don't come back until you've learnt how to cook fish fingers for crying ungrateful brats.
Katie Holmes has never really been that well known for her giant profundity, but that's all about to change. And it's all down to Suri Cruise. You see, the effect of Suri Cruise on Katie Holmes has been enormous. So big that Katie Holmes has just become the first mother in all of history to publicly state that she quite likes her child. It goes further. Katie Holmes has called being a mother 'the most important job in the world'. Take that Ban Ki-moon, and don't come back until you've learnt how to cook fish fingers for crying ungrateful brats.
Suri Cruise The Most Powerful Baby, Says Genuinely Creepy List
Have you ever stayed awake at night wondering who the most influential celebrity baby is? You have? You're on some sort of government register, aren't you. However, on the off-chance that your interest in the preschool children of Hollywood celebrities is down to something other that surging waves of barely-controlled paedophilia, you should take a look at the just-published Forbes annual '10 Hottest Tots' lists. Just, you know, be sure to hide the magazine inside a less incriminating magazine first, like Big Droopy Knockers or Readers Disgusting BDSM Infantilism Fantasies. And, for anyone who actually cares, Suri Cruise was named the most influential baby this year. Of course, it seems silly to rank toddlers based on their power and influence but, since Suri Cruise is the only celebrity baby able to summon the mighty Xenu to smite her foes inside his all-powerful fist, she was probably always going to make at least the top three.
Have you ever stayed awake at night wondering who the most influential celebrity baby is? You have? You're on some sort of government register, aren't you. However, on the off-chance that your interest in the preschool children of Hollywood celebrities is down to something other that surging waves of barely-controlled paedophilia, you should take a look at the just-published Forbes annual '10 Hottest Tots' lists. Just, you know, be sure to hide the magazine inside a less incriminating magazine first, like Big Droopy Knockers or Readers Disgusting BDSM Infantilism Fantasies. And, for anyone who actually cares, Suri Cruise was named the most influential baby this year. Of course, it seems silly to rank toddlers based on their power and influence but, since Suri Cruise is the only celebrity baby able to summon the mighty Xenu to smite her foes inside his all-powerful fist, she was probably always going to make at least the top three.
