Stupid-Named Surfers Charged Over McConaughey Beach Thump Think carefully - what's the most extreme reaction you've ever had towards Matthew McConaughey? A yawn? A twitch? An imperceptible shrug? Not if you're a surfer. Surfers see Matthew McConaughey as their hero, their dim mahogany idol. And if you mess with Matthew McConaughey you mess with the entire surfer community, as a group of paparazzi found out in June when the surfers rounded on them for taking pictures of McConaughey and shoved them around a bit. Now two surfers have been charged for the McConaughey paparazzi flare-up. But that's not important. What's important are the names of the people involved in the scuffle, because they're so stupid it's impossible not to find the whole thing hilarious. Spoiler alert - one of them's called Skylar.

Fear Not Matthew McConaughey, Aggressive Surfer-Types Have Your Back

Admit it - if you ever saw Matthew McConaughey in any kind of physical peril, you'd leave him to it, perhaps silently rooting for the physical peril.

And that, people, is because you're not surfers. Surfers, you see, love Matthew McConaughey. To them, he's like a shining example of what a surfer can become with nothing more than a handful of abnormally dreadful romcom scripts, some sort of baldness-reversing procedure and a string of girlfriends who don't really seem all that convincing.

And that's why, when a crowd of surfers saw a paparazzo taking pictures of Matthew McConaughey, they apparently beat him up and threw him into the sea. Proof, if proof was needed, that Fool's Gold might actually seem good if you've smacked yourself in the head with resin-coated Polyurethane enough times.