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Margot Kidder Nude – Superman’s Girl Has Nice Boobs! (17 PICS)

Margot kidder nudeThe name Margot Kidder instantly conjures up two images—feisty reporter Lois Lane and a headline-grabbing manic episode. In both cases, the Canadian-born actress blazed a trail for others to follow in her path.

Many actresses like Amy Adams, Teri Hatcher and Kate Bosworth have since occupied the role of Superman’s special gal, but none have managed Kidder’s warmth and frazzled charm. As for the public dose of crazy, there’s no shortage of celebrities whose mental meltdowns ended up as tabloid fodder. Of these instances, few have weathered the PR crisis with Kidder’s grace.

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Review: Superman; An Exercise In Futility. With Bonus Asteroids & Kryptonite.

December 6th, 2011 By Robin Darke

There's something truly amazing about being able to download games straight to a mobile device without having to blow into a cartridge, or wipe the back of a CD and wait hours for something to install, only to crash on the first playthrough.

?Unparalleled convenience? some might say. Of course we wouldn't say that because that would be a compliment and compliments are only given once a year. You know this.

That said, mobile gaming is pretty nifty isn't it? We can choose, download and realise a game is a dud before the initial crowning is over during Toilet Time. It's as simple as a Kardashian, and almost as easy. Booyah! Unfortunately Superman is one of those games that you regret buying almost immediately after opening the app for the very first time.

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Henry Cavill Looks Like A Bearded Vagrant On Superman: Man Of Steel Set

October 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Despite all the protestations of nerdy, no-life Superman superfans, it appears that Superman: Man Of Steel is going to follow the blueprint of the newest Batman films, just like we said they would. That’s because Hollywood is completely devoid of ideas.

Yup, Superman – the lamest superhero of them all despite abilities to the contrary – is going to go all mean and moody.

Zack Snyder?s reboot will see Clark Kent frowning a lot and trying to work out the purpose of his life, deciding whether to become Superman at all. Of course he should. He’s got x-ray vision, can fly and punch holes through your chest. He’s probably lousy in bed though. Anyway, we’ve got some photographs of Henry Cavill on-set looking… um… moody and homeless.

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Gawp At Photos Of Amy Adams On The Superman: Man Of Steel Set

January 16th, 2017 By Mof Gimmers

Superman. He’s a bit rubbish isn’t he? He can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, blow really really coldly and make the world spin in reverse. Yet, he’s one of the lamest superheroes ever who has pretty lousy taste in women.

This has meant the movie adaptations have left us all a little disappointed by virtue of the fact they were rather true to the original comics. Apart from the one with Richard Pryor in. That was ace. Especially the bit where the woman gets eaten by a computer and turns into the internet.

Anyway, there’s a new Superman due called Man Of Steel and the woman who is The Piece in it is called Amy Adams. You might know her from movies such as Enchanted, Catch Me If You Can, The Fighter and Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye. And we’ve got the first pictures of her on set. We don’t know anything about her but we know she’s HOT.

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Look! Henry Cavill In His Superman Costume! Not As We Originally Imagined

August 4th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Everyone is superhero mad at the moment, and the lamest of the bunch is coming back. That’s right! Supreme square, Superman is going to return to our screens with Henry Cavill landing the role.

That must be nice for him.

You may have been wondering what he’s going to look like in his super suit and, despite the fact we showed you what he’d look like ages ago, we’re going to show you a new picture! That’s right! You can look at a picture with your non-super eyes!

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Superman Returns To Krypton

July 22nd, 2011 By Kris Silver

2011 appears to be the year of the big budget comic book movie. When it comes to adaptations of graphic novels, we're being spoiled rotten right now.

Marvel?s first avenger, Captain America has just hit cinemas worldwide, Green Lantern? well, it happened didn't it? and we've been given 3 brand spanking new teaser trailers to salivate over.

New offerings from Batman, Spiderman and The Avengers may well be due soon, but one hero currently not donning his tightest pants in preparation to be thrust back into the spotlight like some weird pervert is Superman.

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Someone Called Michael Shannon Will Be Playing General Zod In New Underwhelming Superman Film

April 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Wowee! A man with a perfectly square head like Spongebob will be playing a baddie with a daft name in the new Superman film! You probably heard it elsewhere first, but not as sarcastically as this! You heard it here first!

That’s right folks! Some complete stranger called Michael Shannon is going to be playing the part of General Zod in the upcoming Superman re-boot Superman: Man Of Steel.

You may remember Zod as being that bloke with an awful stadium pop outfit and a dodgy greying beard in the ’80s Superman II movie. He’s the one who wandered around with his henchmen, going on like an amdram Shakespearean actor in plastic wellingtons.

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Amy Adams Confirmed As Lois Lane In New Superman Film To Complete Boring Casting News

January 16th, 2017 By Mof Gimmers

Have you heard of Amy Adams? No? She’s an actress. Or something. We assume so because she’s just be handed the role of Lois Lane in the latest Superman film. That’s for definite. The producers have confirmed it and everything.

Director Zack Snyder says that this three-time Oscar nominee (best foley artist? *shrug) has “the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful”.

And raven haired! Wait! Uh. Looks like Snyder will have to buy a wig or some Garnier Nutrisse or whatever it is girls poison their hair with.

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Kristen Stewart To Bore Everyone Into A Coma As Lois Lane In New Superman Film?

February 2nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Yesterday, we showed you our exclusive image of Tudors star Henry Cavill in his new Superman outfit (very CGI based it seems) and now, there’s a bit of gossip which will either set your heart on fire or make you sigh, wondering why and how the world got to be such a crashingly tedious place.

As you’ve no doubt guessed from the headline (we say ‘guessed’ – we actually mean ‘read and processed information’), the leading lady in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Superman rehash might be Twilight’s Kristen Stewart.

That’s right! The Man of Steel is going to fall in love with a charisma vacuum!

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First Look At Henry Cavill In His Superman Costume With Lazer Eyeballs

February 1st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

No-one has really liked any of the actors who played Superman since Christopher Reeve died. And before Reeve died, everyone thought he was a bit rubbish as well. Still, no-one is as bad as Toby Maguire’s Spiderman. Those films made Condorman look like the greatest superhero romp ever made.

And so, joining the pantheon on Supermen like Ray Middleton, George Reeves, Dean Cain, Tom Welling and John Barrowman lookalike, Brandon Routh is star of The Tudors, Henry Cavill.

Who? He’s the next Man of Steel you idiot and we’ve got the first image of him in his Superman costume and, well, it is rather exciting that we’ve managed to get hold of such an image, leaked from presumably his audition for the role.

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