Bored In The USA: Bruce Springsteen Does The Super Bowl Nobody watches the Super Bowl for sport, so nobody knows if the Cardigans or the Teapots won yesterday. But they do watch the Super Bowl for one thing - boobies. Across the world yesterday, hundreds of millions of people tuned into to the Super Bowl to see who'd accidentally flop a knocker out during the halftime show. Sadly, all we got was Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen yesterday performed a Super Bowl halftime set that was as flat and lifeless as any in recent memory, and he's received lukewarm reviews for it at best. Plus, let's be honest, his tits are terrible.