We sure are looking forward to this weekend’s Super Bowl between the Arizona Cardiacs and the Pittsburgh Flange-Magnets.

But one group that’s not excited about the Super Bowl is PETA. PETA is apparently frothing and spluttering because its Super Bowl advert – which pretty much features models diddling themselves with broccoli – has been banned for being too sexually explicit. Which is just about the most shameless marketing trick in the book.

Incidentally, hecklerspray’s Super Bowl advert has been banned, too. It features a homeless man having full non-consensual sex with goose while he kicks 100 burning orphans in the eye. We’re OUTRAGED!