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Bret Michaels Reminds Us Of Hilarious Accident While Suing The Tony Awards

March 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Bret Michaels – a man who looks like a horrible scientific hybrid of Axl Rose, a pirate and a drag queen – is suing the Tony Awards. Why? Possibly because of his dunderheaded sense of spatial awareness (or lack of it).

In 2009, Michaels performed some awful poodle rock at the Tonys and walked slap bang into a giant bit of set. It was very, very funny (video over the jump).

However, the dumbass singer is now suing the Tonys, stating that it more than likely caused his brain hemorrhage. Like we’re supposed to believe there’s a brain in there!

David LaChapelle Throws A Baby-Clothed Hissy Over Latest Rihanna Video

February 16th, 2011 By Michael Park

It seems that intellectual property is the new black and acting like a litigious dick every time someone uses one of your ideas and runs with it. For example, we could sue the entire world for ripping off our idea that Justin Bieber is a travesty and is therefore something to be held up as a hate-figure. But we don’t! It’s a good idea!

Why shouldn’t you, the general public, be able to use our intellectual “Bieber is a Sodwallet” property as your own? It’s a free country.

Of course, it looks like America isn’t. David LaChapelle, a photographer, is suing pop star and domestic abuse victim?Rihanna over the content of her S&M video (more on that video, here). You know… the sexy one that been banned in loads of countries ’cause it’s so totally extreme and stuff. His idea, unfortunately.

Zooey Deschanel Sues Someone While Looking Really Rather Lovely

December 21st, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Oh Zooey Deschanel. hecklerspray is usually mean to celebrities, but we can’t find it in ourselves to be nasty to you. You’re so very lovely. And attractive. Lovely, quirky, awkward and attractive. Very attractive. What an attractive face you have. Did we mention she was attractive?

Attractive Zooey, despite her silly name, sings attractively in her band She & Him and appears looking lovely in films. hecklerspray has started to draw crude fan-art of Zooey and her attractiveness. We put her in compromising positions looking all lovely and covered in goo. We haven’t really. She’s too nice for any of that mucky business.

However, in the real world, Zooey’s gone suey. That’s right. Some pup called Steve Madden has shafted the attractive Zooey and she wants to take him to court, where she’ll no doubt twirl her hair around her finger and bite her lip, looking all coy and gorgeous, wistfully sighing that nasty Madden hasn’t been nice to her.

Morrissey Vs NME: Racist Lawsuits A-Go-Go

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Morrissey – the man who appears on the cover of this week's NME spouting enough anti-immigrant polemic to make Anne Widdecombe look like a straggle-haired pot-smoking hippy – has had enough.

According to the NME, Morrissey spent the duration of a recent interview banging on about how crap immigrants are and how England isn't England any more like some of dribble-chinned retired bombardier who's just learnt that three extended Kosovan families have bought the house next door. However, Morrissey seems adamant that that everything in the NME interview is a big fat lie, and so he's followed through on his promise to sue the magazine for everything it owns.

And by 'everything it owns' we mean three Klaxons promo CDs, a sperm-stained poster of The Horrors and as much hair gel as he can possibly eat.